Nursery Ryhmes Shenanigans...

A slow day at work means...excessive slacking. We picked a word of the day and today's word is twat. The object here is to use twat in a nursery rhyme. Some submissions include...


Tinkle Twinkle Little Twat
How you empty when I squat
Up above the floor so high
You were wet but now your dry
Twinkle Twinkle Littlle Twat
How you empty when I squat


Twat Be nimble, twat be quick
Twat sat on the neighbors stick
Twat humped High
Twat humped low
Twat humped me
And I caught a disease

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner, Eating a mincemeat pie.

He pulled out his cock stuck it in a twat,

And said, "What a good boy am I!"

And now we open the floor for guest submissions.