Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Reduced Blowage...

Internet before the weekend!! YAY

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Blowage...

I hate not having internet yet at the new place.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Dear Mr. President...

Moving Boxes...

Thanks to the magic of brothers and The Dookie Monster, a whole lot got done yesterday. My apartment almost looks like someone lives there as opposed to a natural disaster site.

Normally, I would work on more boxes on my lunch, but I have been busting my ass for days. I feel I deserve some down time.

*Insert Happy Dance*

Lani is currently enduring a layover in Minneapolis. She will be here in a few hours.

I am excited. I just wish I had the whole week off instead of just a few days.

Damn The Trees...

Damn all the trees.

Allergies are trying to attack me.

I feel all apoo.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Moving Boxes...

I got my first piece of mail at the new apartment today. YAY!

I am so tired. Got lots done today, but not everything I planned. I kinda put stuff off to keep a few promises. Like making an appearance at Ryan and Melly's softball game and buying Becky at shot for her 21st birthday. Kept my promises to everyone but myself.

Everyone keeps telling me how proud they are they I am striking out and getting my own place. When is it ok to tell them I am scared shitless?

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Moving Boxes...

Moving in severe weather...

...not a good idea...

Performing In The 4-H Pavillion...

Ginger Spice actually named her daughter Bluebell Madonna? WTF!?!?!

Moving Boxes...

Yowsers, am I sore today. I worked last night until 6. Renee and Amy came and helped me a little at the new place last night. I stayed at the new apartment until 11. I normally go to bed at 10, because I generally get up at 5:30. Is it any wonder my ass is dragging today?

I would like to get the majority of the moving and unpacking before Lani gets here on Friday night. I would hate to have the poor girl have to help. Not a very cool vacation. My little brother is coming tonight with the truck and both brothers are going to help out Thursday night. I do so appreciate all the help I am getting.

I met my neighbor on one side last night. Yeeaaa. I hate her. But bonus...she's going out of town tomorrow for a BIBLE convention. Upon announcing this, Renee made sure to drag my Night of the Living Dead poster in front of her. Don't get me wrong, to each his own. But she referred to it as a "religious convention". That's what she said, but what I heard was "mass slaughtering in a field". She just gives off a very weird vibe. She just kind of let herself in last night and was kind of in the way while we were trying to haul boxes in.

Can't wait to see what tomorrow holds.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

A Burst Of Rapture...

Got the keys to the new place.

Holy Bat Flaps! It's tiny. Oh well. It'll do.

Monday, May 22, 2006

All In The Sake Of Surprises...

I just dropped $55 on concert tickets. Lani (the girl I visited last spring in Orlando) is flying in on Friday. She will be here for 10 days (expect blogging absences due to Lani's visit and well, I am moving and might not have internet access for awhile) and I thought a neat surprise would be to take her to see Sara Evans in Wausau. And she's country, so most of you won't know who that is. But Lani will be excited. They are just lawn seats, but still should be fun. Kiki is always going and has resevered seating in the 8th row and think she will be given custody of the camera so we have decent seats. I might even be able to talk Amy in to giving me her camera so we have 2 sets of pictures.

I am not that excited for it, I think I am more excited to see Lani's expression when we get there and she figures out what we are doing. I do feel a little bad because I have to work a few days, I will be in the middle of moving when she gets here, and well, my cash flow is really limited. We are probably going to see MrsGiggles brother-in-law's band this Sunday. Maybe a movie...a night on the town is for sure...

But it'll be fun no matter what!

Can We Fix It...

There is not much on this earth more scary then the thought of me with a putty knife and a can of spackle.

I clearly, have hung too much shit on the walls here.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Turning A Profit...

Twice now, I have had people over and ended up with more alcoholic beverages then I started with.

As this morning, I am adding 3 Heineken and 8 Seagram's wine coolers to the fridge.

I don't mind people leaving booze here. Trust me, I really don't. But I had really kind of hoped that most of this would be consumed so I would have less to move.

Oh well, I guess I will have stuff to take on vacation next month then.

Not Ready To Make Nice...

This Chick is really not ready to let it go.

Honey, we get it and most of us agree with what you are saying. But for the love of money, let it go.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Friday, May 19, 2006

News Musings...

Opps, She Did It Again! Bad Mommy!

The Runaway Bride isn't looking to get married, after all? Who would have guessed it?

Read My Boobs!?

Why Didn't I Think Of This?

I Have Never Needed A Nap This Bad.

Bad Recording...

Here's what you missed on Will & Grace last night.



This is ALL you missed.

Continued Fuckage...

In an unexpected turn of events, I am experiencing car trouble.

Perfect Timing! Just as I have company flying cross country!!

I wonder how much it's going to cost this time.

My car hates me. The feeling is mutual.

Just Because...

...It's Friday.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

For the record...I have never actually seen Family Guy.

Simple Little Reminders...

Ah, payday.

Just another way for the world to remind me that for the rest of my life, I will bust my ass for absolutely nothing.

TV Thinking...

Will & Grace - Wow. Bad. What a horrid way to end a good show. The only memorable part was Jack and Karen singing "Unforgettable". Wow, was that good!

ER - Damn those bastards. How dare they make me wait until September to see what happens?

The O.C. - Okay, I haven't actually watched this show since the 1st season, but they killed Marissa off?

America's Got Talent - Being an Idol freak, you think I'd be excited about this. OMG, kill me now. The judges are Brandy, Piers Morgan (I don't know who he is either), and David Hasselhoff? What the hell were they thinking? Wow!

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Leave The Tissues...

Will & Grace ends tonight.

I am sad.

For obvious reasons, I can sometimes relate to this show.

I will cry.

Thanks HST...

Thanks to HST, I now feel the need to fry my cooked ramen noodles every day on lunch.

The Harsh Reality...

Kiki and I were leaving a business function last night and we were talking about something and it occurred to her that I had been in my current job for 5 years. She looked at me and said...

"Wow, If that's what 5 years at this job does, I am getting out way before then. I would hate to be you in 5 years."

WTF!!?!?!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Didja...

Miss me?

I'm back...sorta. I have been packing my little brains out. Ah, the adventures of moving. Lease is up 15 days from today. Lots to do yet.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Spilled Her Coffee, Broke A Shoelace...

Just when I thought it was all over for Chris on Idol, a far better deal comes along.

Fox News* is reporting that Fuel has offered Chris a job.

This pleases me. I have 2 Fuel albums, I dig them. Bad Day (not the Daniel Powter tune, but I dig that too) used to be an anthem for me. I used to have a wet spot in my panties for Brett whats-his-name. Well, and we all know how I feel about Chris.

*This is sourced from Fox News, and well, we all know how reliable they are. snicker snicker.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Because It's That Cold In My Apartment...


If she's finally cold...It's cold in here.

Drunken Rambles...

There's a drunk post on my Myspace page if you are in my friends list.

And I'm listening to Switch right now, Joe. Just for you.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Speechless...

I just don't know what you people were thinking when you voted last night...

C-ya Chris...
I have had this bottle of Door County wine that I have just been salivating over. Well, tonight seemed right.

I get out the corkscrew.
I get the wine.
I pick my glass.
I slowly peel off the wrap.
I stick the corkscrew in the cork.
I twist.
I twist.
I twist.
I twist the handle right off.

I just want my wine damnit. Is that too much to ask???

Evidently.

Wow...

I think Joe just called me a dyke.

Please don't view this as homophobia, because...well, hello...do you know my life? Anyway, it has been awhile since I did the dating thing...like a year, and those aren't even dates really...so I guess I get it.

Make me think.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

You Get What You Deserve...

I got written up today and my internet access is being removed from my work station tonight.

They won. They got me to cry today. I need to go home. It's been a long day and I still have 2 hours to go.

Me Against The World...

At least that's how it feels.

Yesterday, the old bittys threw down the gauntlet. Based on information acquired, it was an attack directed at Kiki and myself. I had all of last night to seeth about this information. I got mad. I feel I have reason to be. It's childish to not address an issue with the people the issue affects. Instead, they went and tattled.

Kiki's off today and Saltine is on breavement leave. I feel outnumbered. The only defense I have come up with is to completely isolate myself from them. I have no reason to talk to them. I will be civil and respond when addressed, but social and civil are far from each other. I have no reason to be social with people so willing to stab me in the back. I wouldn't be friendly with people I couldn't trust outside of work, so why should this be different? I, apparently, have to look at protecting myself.

Because Saltine is out longer then any of us expected, we were left without a closing person this evening. I am stuck closing with the queen on the back stabbers.

Should be just a laugh a minute.

Monday, May 08, 2006

A Little Blessing...

I am grateful that I am going to Joe and The Bunny's for din din tonight. My co-workers just marched themselves into an office with the supervisor. Kiki and I figure since we were the only ones excluded from this little meeting, that it must be an attck directed at us. This would explain the giant grey cloud of bitchy that's been hanging over this office. But I guess we will wait and see.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Movie Mumblings...

Four Brothers: DUDE! This was a good movie! Everyone needs to see this movie. If nothing else, it will teach you that family is what you make it and can come from the worst situations.

The Family Stone: Chick Flickery Trickery indeed. I didn't think this was all that great. It was ok. But, I don't think I would have made Joe watch it if I had only known. It was cute. But that's where it stops. At cute.

Easy Money...

Yesterday, I helped my Crazy co-worker move. It took roughly 3 hours of my time and one load in my car.

It was the easiest $50 I have ever made.

Well, standing up at least. *wink wink*

Friday, May 05, 2006

Ole!!!

I just happened to come into a bag full of sombreos!

You Can Call Me...

Juanita.

Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Who brough the salsa? I have the tequila. And Zack probably won't notice if we eat his chips.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Ok, Just A Few More...



Hello World....

Austin Michael joined the world at 5.50(ish) this morning. He is a healthy baby at 20in. and 7lb 9oz.



Shawn says she didn't know she was pregnant so none of us were prepared for this.

I should be really pissed about this whole situation, but I simply don't have the energy. I will be mad at her tomorrow. I have just enough time to play around on the internet and shower before I have to head to the bus stop.

This kid has no idea what he just birthed himself into.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Quotes From Kiki...

Just when I thought nothing amusing was happening.

Kiki just now said this to me.

"I just wanna jump on your back and ride you like a pony."

She's dirty.

Nothing To Say...

So, I present you with this challenge.

Make up your own story for what is happening in this picture.



God, I looked like crap.

And I am begining to think skittles and one cheeto, was not enough for lunch.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Not For The Joe Fish...

I am trying hard to avoid any wardrobe malfunctions today.

I look good, but my boobies keep trying to come out and play.

Damn You, Tony Danza...

I hurry home on lunch to catch my Goo boys on The Tony Danza show.

Yea, It's tomorrow.

And who gave Tony Danza his own talk show?!?

I Am Somebody...

I am going to hit 10,000 hits today. I am excited.

If it's you....you should let me know.

What Have I Done...

I just volunteered myself to be on the company picnic planning committee.

Boo!

Entusiasmado...

Goo Goo Dolls tickets go on sale in 2 hours and 51 minutes!!!!