The Anatomy Of A Cracker...*

The following may be offensive to some, it's not meant to be....I am just a stupid white girl.

For years now, the African has referred to the white man as 'the cracker'. So Saltine and I began to ponder the origin. Is the black man bitter because there are no black Kebbler elves? Why they hating? And this got us thinking about the low-carb carze. How many carbs are in a cracker?

Well, with too much time on our hands at work we have discovered our inner crackerness by assigning ourselves cracker names. I am Ritz. I work with Saltine, Club, Chicken in a Biscuit, Sociable, Triscuit, Wheat Thin, Townhouse, and Rye Crisp (wtf).

I am pretty sure that I am going to get capped by saying stuff like this. But here's how I see it, the good die young, right? I have nothing to worry about!

*Additional thoughts contributed by Saltine.