Friday, March 31, 2006

I Am Leaving My Husband...

Well, not yet. But don't say you didn't know ahead of time when you hear about our divorce.

I have this customer, OMG, that I would break up with my 'husband' to ruin his happy marriage.

He makes me all aflustered. He came in 20 minutes ago and I am still blushing. A tasty dish indeed.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

why did you bother getting married?

Girl Next Door said...

I should have been more clear. I am not married. I speak so my pseudo-husband. Who, in fact, likes boys far too much for him to ever be someone I would consider marriage material.

Joe said...

Yeah, I think your lack of the requisite hardware would preclude an actual marriage.

So who is this? I need details later on.