When Bankers Get Bored...

Somebody call FOX, I am telling you. My life could be broken done into about 3 different show and marketed to different networks. "When Bankers Get Bored", so seems like a FOX thing.

As with any customer service based business, from time to time, we have our downtimes. To the utter disgust of the office manager, we spend this time chatting, and letting our creativty run rampant. The vault teller and I are right next to each other, and our lilttle mind juices flowing together is usually a pretty entertaining cocktail.

One day this week, we conducted our own little 80's hit re-wrire. In example, "Holding out for a hero", became our ode to lowering your standards..."Holding out for a zero".

Our pride and joy has been the birth of our check printing company. We would be like the Hot
Topic of check printers. A guilty pleasure, if you will.

We plan on offering the following check patterns for your purchasing pleasure:

Bitches in History
-Featuring: Martha Stewart, Hilary Clinton, Cleopatra, Janet Reno

Pop Tarts
-Featuring: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Pink, Jessica Simpson

Child Stars
-The Olsen Twins, Haley Joel Osmet, Jonathan Lipnicki, Gary Coleman

One Hit Wonders
-Dexy's Midnight Runners, Spice Girls, Eagle Eye Cherry

My Favorite Junkie
-Charlie Sheen, Kate Moss, Corey Hart

Overdoses We Love
-River Phoenix, Chris Farley, Jim Belushi

The Michael Jackson Collection
-A pictorial tribute to the evolution of his nose

Rappers the white boys love
-Nas, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, Snoop Dogg

The Courtney Love Collection
-Featuring 1 picture from each post-rehab court appearance (available in 137 designs)

We are just looking for some investors, if you are interested, we accept Paypal.

So next time you walk into your bank and the tellers stop talking, just imagine the thing those great minds could be discussing.