On more then one occassion I have refered to Us Weekly as the paper. Think of this as your weekly Cliff's Notes.
Cover - Brad and Angelina are Adopting. What it actually said is. Angie is adpoting a little girl and Brad happend to be at the paper signing.
Pauly Shore has a new sitcom airing on TBS Sunday nights at 10/9c, Minding The Store. Not to take the movie title (that I didn't watch) too literally, but isn't Pauly Shore dead?
Bennifer 2.0 got hitched in a secert beach ceremony at a resort owned by ... Bruce Willis (???). The only two guest were Alias co-star Victor Garber and a friend of his. Where was Matt?
The movie boys of summer include: James Franco (The Great Raid), Cillian Murphy (Batman Begins and Red Eye), Chris Evans (duh...Fantastic 4), Bradley Cooper (Wedding Crashers), and Garrett Hedlund (Four Brothers). Ahhh....summer....
Katie Holmes now wishes to be called Kate. Because she's a big girl now.
Peaasant skirts...GOOD!
Well, There you have it. And not one mention of Jessica Simpson, Bam, or Jennifer Aniston (but she's in there....but who really believes that her and Vince Vaughn are together. But then again I said that about Katie Holmes...)
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Pauly Shore was resurrected by Brendan Frasier in a secret underground ceremony involving pixie sticks and jumper cables.
Thank God.
Now I can sleep easy.
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