Saturday, July 09, 2005

Bring Me Your Cheesiest...

It's high time I had my own contest. Ala Digi-style. Present me with you best (worst) pick-up lines. Guest judges will be Kiki and MrsGiggles. We will accept submissions until Thursdaywith the winner announcement being on Monday.

The winner gets to write a post (and have it appear) on this page about my 'Mexican Toe Disease'. The rules to the post. It must be in story format. It must be less than 10000 words (Digi). It must include an animal and a taco. Bonus points given for use of refried beans.

33 comments:

Girl Next Door said...

I suck...no one wants to play my game...

duff said...

"you know what i hate about the alphabet? u and i aren't closer together."

Girl Next Door said...

YAY!!! See, maybe you can win something other then digi's non prize that you had to split with me!

Girl Next Door said...

Not that this is great.

duff said...

wait- i can post a link and try to solicit more entries.....

duff said...

here's another one:

"nice shoes. wanna f*ck?"

Girl Next Door said...

For the record. I have no such toe disease.

Girl Next Door said...

Wanna Play Army?

I'll Lay Down and You Can Blow The Hell Out of Me.

Alissa said...

I'm honored to be a guest judge...even tho I just found out by reading...and even tho no one is entering! ;-) Teeheehee

Joe said...

"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Joe said...

"Hey sexy. I like shoelaces, bow-ties, and motorized wheelchairs. Wanna go back to my place and use all three?"

Joe said...

"Can I show you some of the things I learned at Sea World?"

Joe said...

Him: "Hey, Laura!" (Big hug) "I haven't seen you forever!!" (another hug) "Wow, you've really changed!"

Her: "I'm not Laura."

Him: "What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!"

Joe said...

"Hey Bitches! Free Cocaine!"

Joe said...

"Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick."

Joe said...

"Inheriting two hundred million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."

Joe said...

"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."

Joe said...

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock."

Joe said...

"I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk."

Joe said...

"Nice ass. Can I wear is as a hat?"

Joe said...

"If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?"

Joe said...

"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"

Joe said...

"You remind me of that prize-winning fish I caught. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you."

merkley??? said...

i totally beat you to this.

mine are the best.

i f you dont fall imediately in love with me, you'll still want to bear my children.

Girl Next Door said...

Duff - You are such a good sport!!!

MrsGiggles - Well, who else would help?

Daredevil - Welcome.

Digi - You can't win based on overwhelming the judges.

Merkley??? - Im scared.

Gordy said...

Me: Got any Scot in you?

You: No

Me: Want some?

Gordy said...

Me: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

You: Unfertilised!

Gordy said...

Me: Should I come round and pick you up in the morning, or just give you a nudge?

Gordy said...

Me: Wanna shag?

You: No

Me: Mind lying down whilst I do?

sic said...

Blogger ate my comment. And it was good. Crap. But it was long and I'm too lazy to re-do it.

sarcastrix

Girl Next Door said...

The anticipationof your lost post is killing me.

Larry said...

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

duff said...

wait a minute- that explains why i woke up naked this morning.