Work went ok today. Even sans Kiki. I have been working on learning this new task so to speak, and it filled up a good portion of my day. I thrive in an enviroment where I am constantly being challenged. Well, this is one of those jobs and I just love it.
The Grinch is getting trouble and doesn't know it yet.
All is good.
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
The Fastest Way To Ruin Nice Clothes...
Wash them with tinted bronzing lip gloss.
I ruined really nice stuff tonight.
I ruined really nice stuff tonight.
I Can't Believe It...
I cannot believe that I have not told the story about the Nagging Neighbors. They are something else.
So Nagging Nagging Neighbor #1 (NN1) is loud and in your face. This girl has no concept of personal space or boundries. I made the mistake of making small talk with her. Now we are best buds. I cringe. Nagging Neighbor #2 is the poor soul that NN1 managed to get her hooks into. Nice enough guy, but never shuts up. Means really well, but doesn't know when to stop.
One day when I was on the phone with MrsGiggles, and we were chatting up a storm only to be interuptted by NN1. The conversation went something like this.
"Umm, Junegirl, you have been on the phone with me for quite sometime. I know you didn't answer the door. Now, how is it that your neighbor is standing in your kitchen yelling at you for being on the phone? Did she just let herself in?"
"Yes."
Now another day. I had the back door open with a fan in the door sucking in some semi-cool air. NN1 saw me standing at the stove and let herself into the kitchen. 10 mins later she is still there.
One night, she comes over for some small talk (I assumed). 5 hours later, I am still looking at her. Ate dinner with her. Looking to kill her.
One day I am not feeling well, had some dental work done (I told you about that, right?). Well, anyway, not feeling really well because dentists have that effect. NN2 knew I was home, but the blinds were closed and the door was locked. I am laying on the couch drifting in and out of awareness, and all of a sudden I hear the door knob. Followed by NN2's voice. "Is this door locked? Why is the door locked?" OMG!!!
Today, I was slinking out my door to check the mail (I am a sad little person, there was none). And there they were "Hi Nieghbor. Nice hair." (I had just woken up, not pretty). NN1 invited herself over tonight. It's ashame I am sitting here at my Mom's typing this to you.
So I am sure there will be more to this story, as I have a year lease. But now you know what I am dealing with.
*Good thing I emailed a copy of this post to myself at work, it wasn't a total loss then.
So Nagging Nagging Neighbor #1 (NN1) is loud and in your face. This girl has no concept of personal space or boundries. I made the mistake of making small talk with her. Now we are best buds. I cringe. Nagging Neighbor #2 is the poor soul that NN1 managed to get her hooks into. Nice enough guy, but never shuts up. Means really well, but doesn't know when to stop.
One day when I was on the phone with MrsGiggles, and we were chatting up a storm only to be interuptted by NN1. The conversation went something like this.
"Umm, Junegirl, you have been on the phone with me for quite sometime. I know you didn't answer the door. Now, how is it that your neighbor is standing in your kitchen yelling at you for being on the phone? Did she just let herself in?"
"Yes."
Now another day. I had the back door open with a fan in the door sucking in some semi-cool air. NN1 saw me standing at the stove and let herself into the kitchen. 10 mins later she is still there.
One night, she comes over for some small talk (I assumed). 5 hours later, I am still looking at her. Ate dinner with her. Looking to kill her.
One day I am not feeling well, had some dental work done (I told you about that, right?). Well, anyway, not feeling really well because dentists have that effect. NN2 knew I was home, but the blinds were closed and the door was locked. I am laying on the couch drifting in and out of awareness, and all of a sudden I hear the door knob. Followed by NN2's voice. "Is this door locked? Why is the door locked?" OMG!!!
Today, I was slinking out my door to check the mail (I am a sad little person, there was none). And there they were "Hi Nieghbor. Nice hair." (I had just woken up, not pretty). NN1 invited herself over tonight. It's ashame I am sitting here at my Mom's typing this to you.
So I am sure there will be more to this story, as I have a year lease. But now you know what I am dealing with.
*Good thing I emailed a copy of this post to myself at work, it wasn't a total loss then.
Monday, June 27, 2005
I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly...
I am feeling zombie-lious (I am it's spelled wrong, and I just don't care).
Tonight, Digi and possibly Squidward and I are taking in a showing of Land of the Dead.
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
In other movie news, I finally finished The Talented Mr. Ripley. Strange.
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous: Cute. Nothing is ever as good as the 1st.
Tonight, Digi and possibly Squidward and I are taking in a showing of Land of the Dead.
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
In other movie news, I finally finished The Talented Mr. Ripley. Strange.
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous: Cute. Nothing is ever as good as the 1st.
The Joys Of Summer...
Hot Dogs, Swimming, Fresh Cut Grass, Lemonade Stands, Popsicles...
It's too bad I am not talking about any of those things.
Road Construction.
A major street has been all but completely shut down for a week, and it's not looking like an end is coming soon.
It's too bad I am not talking about any of those things.
Road Construction.
A major street has been all but completely shut down for a week, and it's not looking like an end is coming soon.
And I Shall Be Your Juicy...
So I have returned from the land of the Musky. I don't feel like typing the whole weekend out so we will just cover the high points.
1. In a drunken slur, my nickname has been changed to Juicy.
2. It's all fun and games until someone falls in the campfire.
3. It's NEVER ok to blow off your friends who you have not seen in a year for a street dance.
4. When in doubt, the metal end of the marshmallow roaster is hot.
5. When you are giving friends directions, always tell them if there is more than one of the highway the need to take (i.e. County Highways that are lettered).
6. I actually heard the song "Barbie Girl" twice in the same day.
Those are the high (or low, depending on who is telling the story) points, I could go on and on but that's all you need to know.
1. In a drunken slur, my nickname has been changed to Juicy.
2. It's all fun and games until someone falls in the campfire.
3. It's NEVER ok to blow off your friends who you have not seen in a year for a street dance.
4. When in doubt, the metal end of the marshmallow roaster is hot.
5. When you are giving friends directions, always tell them if there is more than one of the highway the need to take (i.e. County Highways that are lettered).
6. I actually heard the song "Barbie Girl" twice in the same day.
Those are the high (or low, depending on who is telling the story) points, I could go on and on but that's all you need to know.
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Blogging Hiatus...
It's Beer o'clock in my world. I will be taking a short blogging break to go camping for a wonderful little event called 'Musky Fest'.
That's right, I am going to Musky Fest. I am not hardly contain my glee. I will be leaving bright and early tomorrow and returning on Sunday. (Not that I can blog on the weekends anyway, and I don't like being a Monday - Friday blogger, now that you mention it).
I am sure that shenanigans will ensue, and MrsGiggles and I will have full reports then.
That's right, I am going to Musky Fest. I am not hardly contain my glee. I will be leaving bright and early tomorrow and returning on Sunday. (Not that I can blog on the weekends anyway, and I don't like being a Monday - Friday blogger, now that you mention it).
I am sure that shenanigans will ensue, and MrsGiggles and I will have full reports then.
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Sometimes Good Enough Just Isn't...
*bummer alert: sense of failure post*
My mid-year review has again left me feel defeated. I think I do a good job. They constantly remind me that I don't. I tell them I am bored, they say maybe I should just improve at my current job. I specifically say, "This line of work bores me."
"Well, what else are you going to do? Where are you going to go?" I felt like I was being told that now that they have me, I am trapped. And it's always good when they tell you that you have no chance for advancement. And that as long as I stay here, this is as good as it gets.
Just once I want a good review. Just once I want to leave here feeling good about my day's work.
When is good enough, good enough? When is ok to settle? How do you succeed in a small town built for men? How do you find a job that makes you happy? Is there a such a thing as a job that makes you happy? Have I overstayed my welcome? Is it time to move on? How long do you stay in one spot when you know that you have no chance for advancement?
Does anybody know?
My mid-year review has again left me feel defeated. I think I do a good job. They constantly remind me that I don't. I tell them I am bored, they say maybe I should just improve at my current job. I specifically say, "This line of work bores me."
"Well, what else are you going to do? Where are you going to go?" I felt like I was being told that now that they have me, I am trapped. And it's always good when they tell you that you have no chance for advancement. And that as long as I stay here, this is as good as it gets.
Just once I want a good review. Just once I want to leave here feeling good about my day's work.
When is good enough, good enough? When is ok to settle? How do you succeed in a small town built for men? How do you find a job that makes you happy? Is there a such a thing as a job that makes you happy? Have I overstayed my welcome? Is it time to move on? How long do you stay in one spot when you know that you have no chance for advancement?
Does anybody know?
Monday, June 20, 2005
What Is Wrong With Them...
First, Katie (who I bet in married before the end of summer), and now Jennifer Garner.
These guys are damaged goods!!!
Someone please put them in their right minds!!!
And if Keanu really is married...I will cry....And if this really happened, I might die...
These guys are damaged goods!!!
Someone please put them in their right minds!!!
And if Keanu really is married...I will cry....And if this really happened, I might die...
Movie Mumblings....
This weekend I saw Taxi and The Aviator.
Taxi: I am going to have to have a talk with my Jimmy. If I am going to have his love child, he is going to have to make better movies if he plans to ssupport us.
The Aviator: Good, but long. You get to see Leo's heiney thou...
Taxi: I am going to have to have a talk with my Jimmy. If I am going to have his love child, he is going to have to make better movies if he plans to ssupport us.
The Aviator: Good, but long. You get to see Leo's heiney thou...
Saturday, June 18, 2005
Something For Everyone...
So I saw Mr and Mrs Smith with Annie and MM last night. What a good move!! Not going to win an Oscar, but sooo fun to watch.
I laughed alot more then I expected. Very witty. Lots of chemistry between the 2 (well, duh huh?)
I think Angelina is a horse, but she looked good in this movie.
I laughed alot more then I expected. Very witty. Lots of chemistry between the 2 (well, duh huh?)
I think Angelina is a horse, but she looked good in this movie.
Friday, June 17, 2005
I Miss All The Fun...
I won the sales contest for the month at work, and I got to go out for lunch with my supervisor (which wasn't all that bad) and I got to wear jeans today (for the first time in 4 years). I went for chinese, tasty goodness.
Well, I guess while we were gone, the alarms went off and the cops came. The Grinch had to convince the cops that we weren't being robbed. I miss out on EVERYTHING!
Well, I guess while we were gone, the alarms went off and the cops came. The Grinch had to convince the cops that we weren't being robbed. I miss out on EVERYTHING!
I Am Scared For Her...
Someone please save Katie Holmes.
I mean I get what the girl is doing, If given the oppourtunity, I'd do Tom too....But this is too much...
I mean I get what the girl is doing, If given the oppourtunity, I'd do Tom too....But this is too much...
Thursday, June 16, 2005
100 Things About Me...
I started this a month ago....MrsGiggles, Kiki, and Digi had to pitch in...
1. I was born in 1980
2. I lived in my momma's house until I was 24.67
3. I still live there for about 10 days (I moved out June 1)
4. I am already dreading it, even thou I am being told not too
5. I have 2 dogs that I can't take with me, Sable and Buttons
6. I have a gerbil that I can take with me, Phoebe
7. I suffer from the middle child syndrome. I am sandwiched between 2 brothers, one that I favor far more then the other.
8. I am trapped in a thankless banking job
9. I am a recent victim of downsizing from said thankless job
10. I am over-worked
11. ...And under-paid
12. ...And considering getting a 2nd job again
13. My favorite movie of all time is Sixteen Candles
14. I got my driver's license in 2001
15. I got my 1st car in 2004
16. I totaled my 1st car in 2004
17. I got my 2nd car in 2004
18. I got my 3rd in 2005
19. I am addicted to the show Friends
20. ...And American Idol
21. ...And Las Vegas
22. ...And Alias
23. ...And Will and Grace
24. ...And House
25. ...And ER
26. I have never seen an Indiana Jones movie all the way through
27. ...or a Star Wars movie
28. ...or a James Bond movie
29. I have a purse fetish (that's the only way to describe it)
30. My favorite stores include: Lane Bryant
31. ...Bath and Body Works
32. ...Barnes and Nobles
33. ...Target
34. ...Goodwill
35. ...Dollar Tree
36. ...and Ikea!!!!
37. I am too old to like Hello Kitty as much as I do
38. I think you are defined by the company you keep
39. ...and that makes me lucky
40. I have regrets
41. There are things I would have done differently.
42. I could benefit from therapy
43. ...or medication
44. ...or both
45. I always carry my camera
46. I scrapbook in my free time
47. I named every car I owned
48. I am terrified of thunderstorms
49. I hate the cold weather
50. But love the snow
51. I have never had Rocky Road ice cream
52. ...But love Vanilla
53. My favorite McDonald's food is the Double Cheeseburger
54. I find British humor to be very funny
55. I love zombie movies
56. I have a secret crush (and it's not THE dirty secret)
57. I love reading chick lit
58. ...And Harry Potter
59. I can't think of 100 things about me.
60-69 contributed by Kiki (in her own words)
60. I refuse to floss
61. I like meatheads
62. I don't wear underwear on Mondays
63. I take other people's shoes off at work
64. I know every detail of Kiki's love life
65. My favorite color is pink
66. I am not very deep I can only get to # 59 on my own
67. I don't like chocolate cake
68. ...But I ate it anyways
69. I hold a world record for IQ (I am not saying whether she means high or low)
Back to me....
70. I wish I had stayed in school
71. I am ALWAYS on the phone
72. I over think (lol go ahead laugh, I did) everything
73. um, Yeah, I am going to go ahead and say that I think Office Space is the coolest movie ever
74. I break cellphones
75. I don't drink coffee
76. ...but I love the smell
77. I can't stand cinnamon air freshener/candles
78. I have no less then 50 Bonnie Bell lipglosses
79. I have 62 purses
80-99 contributed by MrsGiggles (in her own words)
80. …FUN!
81. …so thoughtful.
82. …afraid to fail.
83. …witty.
84. …finally driving!
85. …there for me to talk to when I need her.
86. …a little bit of a computer nerd.
87. …sporting a new hair-do all the time.
88. …tolerant of others.
89. …for some unknown reason obsessed with Hello Kitty!
90. …always doing something for someone else.
91. …overly cautious.
92. …SO FUNNY!
93. …very intelligent.
94. …a BAD influence when I go shopping with her!
95. …brave for flying alone.
96. …influencing me to start a scrapbook.
97. …always shopping at Hallmark.
98. …helpful in any way she can.
99. …my best girlfriend!
And Thanks to Digi for #100 (be scared)...
100. ...is deathly afraid that he might tell the "THANKSGIVING" store on is blog. (it's true...I am)
1. I was born in 1980
2. I lived in my momma's house until I was 24.67
3. I still live there for about 10 days (I moved out June 1)
4. I am already dreading it, even thou I am being told not too
5. I have 2 dogs that I can't take with me, Sable and Buttons
6. I have a gerbil that I can take with me, Phoebe
7. I suffer from the middle child syndrome. I am sandwiched between 2 brothers, one that I favor far more then the other.
8. I am trapped in a thankless banking job
9. I am a recent victim of downsizing from said thankless job
10. I am over-worked
11. ...And under-paid
12. ...And considering getting a 2nd job again
13. My favorite movie of all time is Sixteen Candles
14. I got my driver's license in 2001
15. I got my 1st car in 2004
16. I totaled my 1st car in 2004
17. I got my 2nd car in 2004
18. I got my 3rd in 2005
19. I am addicted to the show Friends
20. ...And American Idol
21. ...And Las Vegas
22. ...And Alias
23. ...And Will and Grace
24. ...And House
25. ...And ER
26. I have never seen an Indiana Jones movie all the way through
27. ...or a Star Wars movie
28. ...or a James Bond movie
29. I have a purse fetish (that's the only way to describe it)
30. My favorite stores include: Lane Bryant
31. ...Bath and Body Works
32. ...Barnes and Nobles
33. ...Target
34. ...Goodwill
35. ...Dollar Tree
36. ...and Ikea!!!!
37. I am too old to like Hello Kitty as much as I do
38. I think you are defined by the company you keep
39. ...and that makes me lucky
40. I have regrets
41. There are things I would have done differently.
42. I could benefit from therapy
43. ...or medication
44. ...or both
45. I always carry my camera
46. I scrapbook in my free time
47. I named every car I owned
48. I am terrified of thunderstorms
49. I hate the cold weather
50. But love the snow
51. I have never had Rocky Road ice cream
52. ...But love Vanilla
53. My favorite McDonald's food is the Double Cheeseburger
54. I find British humor to be very funny
55. I love zombie movies
56. I have a secret crush (and it's not THE dirty secret)
57. I love reading chick lit
58. ...And Harry Potter
59. I can't think of 100 things about me.
60-69 contributed by Kiki (in her own words)
60. I refuse to floss
61. I like meatheads
62. I don't wear underwear on Mondays
63. I take other people's shoes off at work
64. I know every detail of Kiki's love life
65. My favorite color is pink
66. I am not very deep I can only get to # 59 on my own
67. I don't like chocolate cake
68. ...But I ate it anyways
69. I hold a world record for IQ (I am not saying whether she means high or low)
Back to me....
70. I wish I had stayed in school
71. I am ALWAYS on the phone
72. I over think (lol go ahead laugh, I did) everything
73. um, Yeah, I am going to go ahead and say that I think Office Space is the coolest movie ever
74. I break cellphones
75. I don't drink coffee
76. ...but I love the smell
77. I can't stand cinnamon air freshener/candles
78. I have no less then 50 Bonnie Bell lipglosses
79. I have 62 purses
80-99 contributed by MrsGiggles (in her own words)
80. …FUN!
81. …so thoughtful.
82. …afraid to fail.
83. …witty.
84. …finally driving!
85. …there for me to talk to when I need her.
86. …a little bit of a computer nerd.
87. …sporting a new hair-do all the time.
88. …tolerant of others.
89. …for some unknown reason obsessed with Hello Kitty!
90. …always doing something for someone else.
91. …overly cautious.
92. …SO FUNNY!
93. …very intelligent.
94. …a BAD influence when I go shopping with her!
95. …brave for flying alone.
96. …influencing me to start a scrapbook.
97. …always shopping at Hallmark.
98. …helpful in any way she can.
99. …my best girlfriend!
And Thanks to Digi for #100 (be scared)...
100. ...is deathly afraid that he might tell the "THANKSGIVING" store on is blog. (it's true...I am)
Thoughts To Inspire...
Some people are like Slinkies...
Not really good for anything,
but they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Not really good for anything,
but they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Pickup Line Of The Week...
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Movie Mumblings...
Minority Report, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Batman Begins.
MR: Long but good. Tom Cruise and Colin Farrell ... A girl can't go wrong.
SC: Run, run fast away from this movie.
BB: OMG!!! Best Batman so far!!!! I would go see it again (money allowing) if certain brother's wanted to go.
MR: Long but good. Tom Cruise and Colin Farrell ... A girl can't go wrong.
SC: Run, run fast away from this movie.
BB: OMG!!! Best Batman so far!!!! I would go see it again (money allowing) if certain brother's wanted to go.
It's Tongue Twister Time...
10 shots of Novacaine later....I can't feel my face.
Dentists are not nice people, but he was nice enough to hold my mouth open for me when my jaw was just too tired.
Dentists are not nice people, but he was nice enough to hold my mouth open for me when my jaw was just too tired.
The Sweet Taste of Victory...
Not that I can taste anything right now, just got back from my 1st of many dentist visits, but that's another post...
But I am number 1 on Yahoo for Paris and Nicole Feud!!!!!
But I am number 1 on Yahoo for Paris and Nicole Feud!!!!!
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Shamelss Payoffs...
I am slowing see a slight increase in referral traffic. Sunday I got a hit for Jessica Simpson and Bam Magera. Presumably they were looking for dirt on the affair scandal. I personally find this doubtful.
I have always had good luck with Nicole Ritchie hits. Thank heavens for eating disorders and drastic weight loss.
I am #9 on My Web Search For Miss Congentialty 2.
I am on MyWay search for Gordman's. A store about 60 miles south of here.
Crazy...
I have always had good luck with Nicole Ritchie hits. Thank heavens for eating disorders and drastic weight loss.
I am #9 on My Web Search For Miss Congentialty 2.
I am on MyWay search for Gordman's. A store about 60 miles south of here.
Crazy...
Well, Isn't That Just The Cat's Ass...
I went over my limit on my credit card by $0.13, and for that I got charged $29!
That will teach me to have them lower my limit.
That will teach me to have them lower my limit.
Saturday, June 11, 2005
Friday, June 10, 2005
Adventures As A Vault Teller...
My foray into life as a vault teller has left me beaten and defeated. I do not believe I am capable of being a vault teller. My supervisor cut my week short today and thought it would be best that she took over. That really bothered me. 10 minutes later, I was back on track, content with my medicore career with no chance for promotion.
I made rookie mistakes. And for having no help and just having been handed the keys to the kingdom, I did ok. However, my $0.18 error will haunt me for a little while.
But, at least I am more available to blog then...
I made rookie mistakes. And for having no help and just having been handed the keys to the kingdom, I did ok. However, my $0.18 error will haunt me for a little while.
But, at least I am more available to blog then...
Shameless Ploy...
Most of my referral hits come from people looking for Lindsay Lohan info....so to attract more....I present this mess.
Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, dog porn whips chains and chocolate, dukes of hazard, bam magera, skinny bitch, herbie fully loaded, nicole ritchie, paris sex tape, mark, ann coulter, whipped topping, saddle riding, pizza face eating, clear skin now, low mortgage rates, losers on ice, geek porn, brad pitt, save katie holmes, hilary duff, britney's satan spawn (pregnancy), bit bit, tinkerbell escapes, tomkat, The O.C., Paris and Nicole fued
It might not work....but lets see what happens, shall we?
Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, dog porn whips chains and chocolate, dukes of hazard, bam magera, skinny bitch, herbie fully loaded, nicole ritchie, paris sex tape, mark, ann coulter, whipped topping, saddle riding, pizza face eating, clear skin now, low mortgage rates, losers on ice, geek porn, brad pitt, save katie holmes, hilary duff, britney's satan spawn (pregnancy), bit bit, tinkerbell escapes, tomkat, The O.C., Paris and Nicole fued
It might not work....but lets see what happens, shall we?
Do I Really Have Too...
It looks a bit like the sky is going to open a big can of whoop on us. I am sitting at Digi's office and I am debating whether or not the weather will premit me to walk to my car with out becoming soaked. Think they'd miss me back at the office? It's only 3 hours of my day...
It's been tornadoing south of here a great deal...and I am glad it's them and not me. hate storms.
It's been tornadoing south of here a great deal...and I am glad it's them and not me. hate storms.
Funniest Thing I Have Heard All Day...
You could not swing a cat with out hitting queer up in the Dodge Theatre.
Today's chuckle is brought to you by From My Lips To Your Ears. In context, it makes sense. Out of context, it's the funniest thing I have ever heard. Well, either way it's still funny.
Today's chuckle is brought to you by From My Lips To Your Ears. In context, it makes sense. Out of context, it's the funniest thing I have ever heard. Well, either way it's still funny.
This Is The Least Jealous I Have Ever Been...
In a strange twist in the Harry Potter story line, Prof. Snape professed his undying affection for the love of his life by proposing.
Ok, so you might not find that in the new book coming out. But PF did propose to his beloved MM last night. He is so happy, he even smiled.
yup, I am going to die alone.
Ok, so you might not find that in the new book coming out. But PF did propose to his beloved MM last night. He is so happy, he even smiled.
yup, I am going to die alone.
And The Smart Villagers Quietly Scattered...
I am not going to tell you again, either you are going to keep your voices down or you aren't going to talk at all.
I really can say that I hate this woman. Never has one creature frightened me as much as this our Godzilla.
I really can say that I hate this woman. Never has one creature frightened me as much as this our Godzilla.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Godzillza Returns...
Kiki and I just both recieved this same email from Godzilla.
Please keep your voices down regardless what you are talking about - especially when there are customers in the building.
Kind of wish we weren't talking about her date tonight with the psuedo-celebrity from town.
Please keep your voices down regardless what you are talking about - especially when there are customers in the building.
Kind of wish we weren't talking about her date tonight with the psuedo-celebrity from town.
Small Town Life...
You know that you live a small town life when there are festivals devoted to alcohol. My mom just won tickets to The Beer Festival in the next town over.
I just inherited them.
I just inherited them.
Happy Birthday...
Birthday wishes to Blogger Buddy Mark today!!!!
So head on over there and bury him in birthday wishes!
So head on over there and bury him in birthday wishes!
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Lonely...
Cue that retarded ass Akon song
Both KiKi and MrsGiggles are MIA today.
What's a blogger to do at work all day?
Both KiKi and MrsGiggles are MIA today.
What's a blogger to do at work all day?
Tales From The Vault...
Kinda like Tales from the crypt. Did you ever watch that show? As a kid, it creeped me out. Not so much anymore.
Ok, so today was much easier. I have this vault thing down. Today I shaved 15 mins off yesterdays time. YAY me!!!
When someone complimented me, The Grinch sneered "Well, it's not that hard." To which Chicken in a Biscuit replied. "Well, it takes you 2 hours."
Teehee....I don't think she knows how nasty it sounded on her part. BUT yay! The Grinch totally had it coming.
Ok, so today was much easier. I have this vault thing down. Today I shaved 15 mins off yesterdays time. YAY me!!!
When someone complimented me, The Grinch sneered "Well, it's not that hard." To which Chicken in a Biscuit replied. "Well, it takes you 2 hours."
Teehee....I don't think she knows how nasty it sounded on her part. BUT yay! The Grinch totally had it coming.
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Monday, June 06, 2005
Adventures In Moving...
I keep losing posts and I find it very annoying.
Sunday night we had our very frist surprise company. Sally, Todd, and Brett came over. It was cool, they showed up with beer. I think I might even have a few cans left.
The quote of the night came from Brett: "I am comfortable with my sexuality, but that man has some big balls." Taken out of context it seems almost dirty. If you want to know the story...well...ask Brett. It's his story about another man's balls.
By the end of the night, Brett and I made a little barter transaction. He took my super cool copy of X-men on DVD and I in turn get his computer. It's cool, so much of our stuff has been donated. Our couch, entertainment center, both chairs, soon to be computer, and thanks to MrsGiggles' mom, a working digital camera. I am really blessed.
So who wants to donate some frozen chicken breasts?
Sunday night we had our very frist surprise company. Sally, Todd, and Brett came over. It was cool, they showed up with beer. I think I might even have a few cans left.
The quote of the night came from Brett: "I am comfortable with my sexuality, but that man has some big balls." Taken out of context it seems almost dirty. If you want to know the story...well...ask Brett. It's his story about another man's balls.
By the end of the night, Brett and I made a little barter transaction. He took my super cool copy of X-men on DVD and I in turn get his computer. It's cool, so much of our stuff has been donated. Our couch, entertainment center, both chairs, soon to be computer, and thanks to MrsGiggles' mom, a working digital camera. I am really blessed.
So who wants to donate some frozen chicken breasts?
Pimpin' Ain't Easy...
I felt very pimp with all the vault keys hanging off my wrists today.
That feeling faded pretty fast. I busted my butt today. In fact, I think today might be the first day in 6 months that I actually earned a day's wage. Today was my 1st day as vault teller. I was running around like crazy all day and I was so happy to get out of there, but my day just flew by. I didn't have have a chance to blog (I am at my parent's right now, eating their food and stealing their internet)!!!
The Grinch is wicked pissed. She didn't speak to either Kiki or myself all day. And I think we like it that way. Well, she went out of her way to be a thorn in my side today. All the things that every tellers you don't do. She did.
I hope she is starting to feel the pressure of everything. She's a decent enough person, but she has to get the hint that we all want her gone.
It's a shame.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
That feeling faded pretty fast. I busted my butt today. In fact, I think today might be the first day in 6 months that I actually earned a day's wage. Today was my 1st day as vault teller. I was running around like crazy all day and I was so happy to get out of there, but my day just flew by. I didn't have have a chance to blog (I am at my parent's right now, eating their food and stealing their internet)!!!
The Grinch is wicked pissed. She didn't speak to either Kiki or myself all day. And I think we like it that way. Well, she went out of her way to be a thorn in my side today. All the things that every tellers you don't do. She did.
I hope she is starting to feel the pressure of everything. She's a decent enough person, but she has to get the hint that we all want her gone.
It's a shame.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Movies Mumblings...
Just saw In Good Company. I liked it alot. I LOOOOOOVE Topher Grace. I think I am going to have his babies.
Next on the list is Minority Report.
Next on the list is Minority Report.
Saturday, June 04, 2005
Murphy's Law...
...States that if you are planning on moving a sofa in an uncovered pickup truck, it will start to rain 5 minutes before you plan to do so.
This is really an Adventures In Moving post, but I just liked the other title today.
Well, today the redneck brother offered the assistance of his pick-up. So here I am thinking, rock on! And he offered to assemble everything that needed assembly. So loaded up a ton of stuff from my Mom's and we were off. He is starting to assemble the over the toilet storage rack and sees that directions are for something completely different. If it were me, I would have just cried then. He instead pushed ahead....and didn't get it assembled. LOL he had way too many parts and it wobbled a great deal. Then I cried. So we decieded that it would have to be returned to get on with correct directions. He then though...I will hook up the DVD player and such. Well, can you guess what happened? That's right, I needed _________ adapter. Don't ask me what it was, but it had to be gotten at Radio Shack. And you would imagine that with working there last summer, I would be able to hook up my own DVD player, and the correct response to that is ....UH....NO. So he was off to RS and I was off to Wal-mart.
We then headed out to get the couch, because it was hardly raining anymore. And that actually went smoothly shockingly.
But I didn't get nearly as much done as I had intended. So I am a little bummed. But it's almost looking like a house now.
This is really an Adventures In Moving post, but I just liked the other title today.
Well, today the redneck brother offered the assistance of his pick-up. So here I am thinking, rock on! And he offered to assemble everything that needed assembly. So loaded up a ton of stuff from my Mom's and we were off. He is starting to assemble the over the toilet storage rack and sees that directions are for something completely different. If it were me, I would have just cried then. He instead pushed ahead....and didn't get it assembled. LOL he had way too many parts and it wobbled a great deal. Then I cried. So we decieded that it would have to be returned to get on with correct directions. He then though...I will hook up the DVD player and such. Well, can you guess what happened? That's right, I needed _________ adapter. Don't ask me what it was, but it had to be gotten at Radio Shack. And you would imagine that with working there last summer, I would be able to hook up my own DVD player, and the correct response to that is ....UH....NO. So he was off to RS and I was off to Wal-mart.
We then headed out to get the couch, because it was hardly raining anymore. And that actually went smoothly shockingly.
But I didn't get nearly as much done as I had intended. So I am a little bummed. But it's almost looking like a house now.
Friday, June 03, 2005
The Grinch Get A Mullet...
That's right.....the grinch got a mullet.
Next on Maury...Mullets and the woman who love them.
Next on Maury...Mullets and the woman who love them.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Adventures In Moving...
Ever notice how the fastest hour of the day, is your lunch hour? Well today was no exception. I dropped off some boxes at the new house, and before I knew it. It was time to go back to work. I had enough time to snarf (isn't that a fun word?) a Hot Pcoket (yum) and dash to the car.
I am going back after work tonight to take the bunch of boxes out of my car. I will be happy when it's over.
I am going back after work tonight to take the bunch of boxes out of my car. I will be happy when it's over.
Pick-Up Line Of The Week...
This week's cheesy goodness comes from my own life.
So I was at the gas station washing up Dessa, because a clear car is a happy car and I am approached with the following line, "There's something sexy about a woman who knows her way around a big hose."
My jaw hit the ground. I promptly got in my car and drove away, I was too creeped to even finish washing my car. It's really spotty due to the fact that it never got rinsed off.
So I was at the gas station washing up Dessa, because a clear car is a happy car and I am approached with the following line, "There's something sexy about a woman who knows her way around a big hose."
My jaw hit the ground. I promptly got in my car and drove away, I was too creeped to even finish washing my car. It's really spotty due to the fact that it never got rinsed off.
The Grinch Rides Again...
Kiki, Saltine and I have been having increasing problems at work with The Grinch. She is and has been out of control for some time. We have talked to the supervisor lady and made our point clear, however nothing really seems to help.
Well, it all came to a head Tuesday when I went to take a drive up tube and The Grinch looked at me and said "I'll do it, because I would hate to bother you." WTF?!?! I think my head exploded a little.
Well, I marched my little narc ass to the supervisor and I was promptly moved to a different window. The Grinch got her mid-year review minutes later and it was not pretty. Teehee.
Well, it all came to a head Tuesday when I went to take a drive up tube and The Grinch looked at me and said "I'll do it, because I would hate to bother you." WTF?!?! I think my head exploded a little.
Well, I marched my little narc ass to the supervisor and I was promptly moved to a different window. The Grinch got her mid-year review minutes later and it was not pretty. Teehee.
Just Another Maniac Monday....
Alright, now we are at Memorial Day Monday and the redneck BBQ. Don't get me wrong. I had fun. The parental units, MM, PS, LE (see digi for explaination) and cutie girls, the redneck brother, and his crew. We are getting a few last minute things at the store and I notice that my mother has spent $65 on beer and chips. I think it's a little much. Well, we ended up with 12 bottles of bud select, 6 bottles of Lienney's Berry, 12 bottle of twisted smirnoff and a bottle of pre mixed jose' stuff. Well, the redneck brother brings a rather scruffy crew with him, and it frightened poor MM at first. She came running into the housae and said "Who are these guys and why are they staring at me?" To which I replied, "Well, you doned are the purdiest little philly they ever seen round these parts." She was not amused.
As the afternoon went on, we heard stories of exploding couches, fireworks gone wrong, caones crossing frozen lakes, and other things. Mind you, you have to picture this crew. They are business in the front, party in the back kind of people. Mullet science at it's best.
I was annoyed that -6 bottles of alcohol laster, they promptly left. They were there only for the beer.
But I had fun none the less.
As the afternoon went on, we heard stories of exploding couches, fireworks gone wrong, caones crossing frozen lakes, and other things. Mind you, you have to picture this crew. They are business in the front, party in the back kind of people. Mullet science at it's best.
I was annoyed that -6 bottles of alcohol laster, they promptly left. They were there only for the beer.
But I had fun none the less.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
I Got It Stuck Where...
So, tonight I got the keys to the new place. They will be changing soon, but he got us the keys so we could at least start moving in.
Tonight, I had my first experience with Contact paper. And it didn't go well. It's very sticky, you know. I think half the roll is crumpled up in the trash because it kept sticking to all the wrong places.
Tonight, I had my first experience with Contact paper. And it didn't go well. It's very sticky, you know. I think half the roll is crumpled up in the trash because it kept sticking to all the wrong places.
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