I have had this bottle of Door County wine that I have just been salivating over. Well, tonight seemed right.

I get out the corkscrew.
I get the wine.
I pick my glass.
I slowly peel off the wrap.
I stick the corkscrew in the cork.
I twist.
I twist.
I twist.
I twist the handle right off.

I just want my wine damnit. Is that too much to ask???

Evidently.