So life hasn't been so exciting the last couple of days.
My Friday night was the most laid back it's been in months. No one came over, no one stayed up late....nothing.
I watched the last half of "The Dukes of Hazard". I am never going to get that 40 minutes back, am I? I promptly put in "Fight Club", to feel human again.
Since I haven't had a lot to say lately, I will regale you with things that have been said in my house that are kinda funny.
"I am not going to bite your brother's genitals."
-Mommy
"I can wag my tail better when my legs are closed."
-Kiki
"I am the Switerland of superheros."
-Mack
"Stop it, you are making my sandwich all wet."
-Annie
Take it for what it's worth. But at the time they were all funny.
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Just Another Wednesday...
Not a whole lot to report on yesterday. Honestly, I don't remember Wednesday much.
I do know this....there was a Quarter Pounder involved somewhere.
I did see part of "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation","Pirates of the Carribean", and "End of Days". But not an entire movie.
Tonight I think I am going to watch the MTV animated series Aeon Flux. You know, that thing the movie is based on. Wahoo....I'm pumped. But first I am going to clean the bathroom. Double Woo!
I do know this....there was a Quarter Pounder involved somewhere.
I did see part of "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation","Pirates of the Carribean", and "End of Days". But not an entire movie.
Tonight I think I am going to watch the MTV animated series Aeon Flux. You know, that thing the movie is based on. Wahoo....I'm pumped. But first I am going to clean the bathroom. Double Woo!
Pick-Up Line Thursday...
Editor's Note: Use at your own risk.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Where Are You Going?
Last night, when I went to pick Squidward up from work I saw a strange sight.
A family of deer was walking down the sidewalk in front of Joe's house. I wondered where they were headed.
I think they had a hankering for McDonalds.
A family of deer was walking down the sidewalk in front of Joe's house. I wondered where they were headed.
I think they had a hankering for McDonalds.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Talk About Tuesday...
You wanna know how my Tuesday was? I woke up with a hang over.
That's right, I channelled my inner Kiki and had far too much to drink on a school night.
I had fun and I am feeling pretty good actually.
That's right, I channelled my inner Kiki and had far too much to drink on a school night.
I had fun and I am feeling pretty good actually.
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Monday, Monday...
Monday was unevetful enough to not post about. So I wont.
Happy belated birthday to Ray-ray thou.
Happy belated birthday to Ray-ray thou.
Cali Can Suck It...
Joe has an on-going series over at his place about the evils of Cailfornia. This started over talking about the joy's of winter. I like winter too, until it gets here. Well, it arrived.
Temp in sunny West Covina, CA - a balmy 51 degrees
Temp in frozen Nowhere, WI - a brisk -12 degrees (including windchill)
Are you kidding me? My heating bill can't take much more.
Temp in sunny West Covina, CA - a balmy 51 degrees
Temp in frozen Nowhere, WI - a brisk -12 degrees (including windchill)
Are you kidding me? My heating bill can't take much more.
Monday, December 05, 2005
Holiday Schmoliday...
Today the bank is making out our cards to send.
I have signed my name 200 times. I am going to start signing more fun names.
Happy Holidays,
Chequita
I have signed my name 200 times. I am going to start signing more fun names.
Happy Holidays,
Chequita
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday...
What did I do on Sunday?
Slept is what I did. I got up around 7, I went back to bed by 11, I got up at 11:30, and was back in by noon. And I stayed there until 3.30 in the afternoon. It was an ok way to spend the day.
Drug my ass outta bed, and headed over to the laundromat. Now, I haven't mentioned The Adventures of The Fluff and Fold in sometime. Because nothing was worth mentioning, honestly.
Well, yesterday changed all of that. There were these two horrible women there with 3 beautiful little girls in their charge. The little girls were scampering about entertaining themselves. See the laundromat is not a very interesting place for just about amyone other then myself. Well, everytime these girls would start to even a little entertain themselves, their 'providers' would just begin to scream at them in a rather unsettling fashion.
Thankfully, they did no stay long. However, they were replaced by "Onion Boy". And that shall be his super hero title. Never in my life have I encountered someone who smelled like day-old fried onions more then this young man. It was rather revolting actually. It takes awhile to create an aroma like that, and I give the guy credit for sticking with it.
The highlight of my night actually came when I was at Wal-mart. I ran into an old friend and her newborn (well, like 4 months). How beautiful this baby is! She is just breathtaking. Small talk was exchanged and I left feeling pretty good about things. Except, you know, I want to be a mommy a little more now.
The night wrapped up with Pineapple Chicken and Rice (Squidward can cook) and my electric blanket.
Max Bed Count: 2
Slept is what I did. I got up around 7, I went back to bed by 11, I got up at 11:30, and was back in by noon. And I stayed there until 3.30 in the afternoon. It was an ok way to spend the day.
Drug my ass outta bed, and headed over to the laundromat. Now, I haven't mentioned The Adventures of The Fluff and Fold in sometime. Because nothing was worth mentioning, honestly.
Well, yesterday changed all of that. There were these two horrible women there with 3 beautiful little girls in their charge. The little girls were scampering about entertaining themselves. See the laundromat is not a very interesting place for just about amyone other then myself. Well, everytime these girls would start to even a little entertain themselves, their 'providers' would just begin to scream at them in a rather unsettling fashion.
Thankfully, they did no stay long. However, they were replaced by "Onion Boy". And that shall be his super hero title. Never in my life have I encountered someone who smelled like day-old fried onions more then this young man. It was rather revolting actually. It takes awhile to create an aroma like that, and I give the guy credit for sticking with it.
The highlight of my night actually came when I was at Wal-mart. I ran into an old friend and her newborn (well, like 4 months). How beautiful this baby is! She is just breathtaking. Small talk was exchanged and I left feeling pretty good about things. Except, you know, I want to be a mommy a little more now.
The night wrapped up with Pineapple Chicken and Rice (Squidward can cook) and my electric blanket.
Max Bed Count: 2
Frozen Postal Workers...
If I get asked one more time...
"Cold enough for you?"
I am going to freak out!!! Seriously, where do they think we live???
It's WISCONSIN in DECEMBER. DEAL WITH IT!!!!
"Cold enough for you?"
I am going to freak out!!! Seriously, where do they think we live???
It's WISCONSIN in DECEMBER. DEAL WITH IT!!!!
The Great Holiday Caper...
Saturday's main event was the obtaining of a Christmas tree. Annie and I bundled up and headed out in search of holiday perfection. We met up with Neckred and friend to stomp around in the woods for awhile.
After Annie had the boys knock down a tree only to discover, it was not perfect, she settled for semi holiday perfection.
The next few hours were spent decorating and such. Our house is alive with holiday spirit.
Then Squidward, Annie, Mack and I settled in for a little movie time to solidify the holiday spirit. The Devil's Rejects was not a good movie. Kiki totally warned me about this. I have seen worse movies thou (i.e. House of 1000 Corpses). Despite the fact that it was a bad movie, I dug it.
The night ended with a perfect cappucino and a warm blanket.
Max Bed Count: One.
After Annie had the boys knock down a tree only to discover, it was not perfect, she settled for semi holiday perfection.
The next few hours were spent decorating and such. Our house is alive with holiday spirit.
Then Squidward, Annie, Mack and I settled in for a little movie time to solidify the holiday spirit. The Devil's Rejects was not a good movie. Kiki totally warned me about this. I have seen worse movies thou (i.e. House of 1000 Corpses). Despite the fact that it was a bad movie, I dug it.
The night ended with a perfect cappucino and a warm blanket.
Max Bed Count: One.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
What A Wierd Feeling...
It's 3.39 in the morning. I just had the best latte of my life and it came from a gas station.
It was $1.29.
It was $1.29.
Friday Fables...
Friday at work came and went without pause. We were unsupervised most of the morning. And it was good.
Friday night was quiet. I accompanied Kiki to make several large purchases. I will let her tell you what she bought, because I don't want to ruin it for her. But she spent ALOT!
The most eventful point of the night was the invention of "Strong Island Ice Teas". I am not really sure how Kiki makes all her money at the bar, because she can not make a Long Island's for nothing. But a Strong Island....she is all over that.
Laughs were had by all, but I wouldn't be doing the night justice if I left out the fact that the evening was overshadowed by a somber note.
But I will leave you with this.
MATERIAL!!!! She really is a material girl.
Max Bed Count...One.
Friday night was quiet. I accompanied Kiki to make several large purchases. I will let her tell you what she bought, because I don't want to ruin it for her. But she spent ALOT!
The most eventful point of the night was the invention of "Strong Island Ice Teas". I am not really sure how Kiki makes all her money at the bar, because she can not make a Long Island's for nothing. But a Strong Island....she is all over that.
Laughs were had by all, but I wouldn't be doing the night justice if I left out the fact that the evening was overshadowed by a somber note.
But I will leave you with this.
MATERIAL!!!! She really is a material girl.
Max Bed Count...One.
Friday, December 02, 2005
Hi, My Name Is...
*cue Eminem song*
....broke. I just had to drain my savings to pay my bills.
I hate the 1st payday of the month.
Being an adult sucks.
....broke. I just had to drain my savings to pay my bills.
I hate the 1st payday of the month.
Being an adult sucks.
Thursday Tales...
Not a whole lot to say about Thursday. It was uneventful.
The only thing worth mentioning is that I saw The Neverending Story for the first time. It was alright.
You see Squidward is on a personal mission to get me to see all of the 80's fantasy movies I missed out on. So I can expect things like Willow, The Labyrinth, Legend, etc.
The only thing worth mentioning is that I saw The Neverending Story for the first time. It was alright.
You see Squidward is on a personal mission to get me to see all of the 80's fantasy movies I missed out on. So I can expect things like Willow, The Labyrinth, Legend, etc.
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Pleasing Kiki...
At Kiki's request, I am making up a story about yesterday's events.
My alarm went off right on schedule at 6 a.m. I climed out of bed and started on my daily routine. First up, feeding my Llama. That's right I said, llama. Her name is Lola. She's pretty. Well, she lives on a diet of eggplant and okra. You boil them in a vat of grease for 40 mins before serving it up.
So there I was, outside spoon-feeding Lola her mulch, and I see a funny fog drifting across the yard. I couldn't help but stare. It was so pretty, all glimmery and purple. And stinky!!! It smelled like cinnamon...and feet. It was not good.
Lola started freaking out as the fog encased us, my eyes got all blurry and my head began to pound. I ran for the door, feeling more like vomitting with every step. I slammed the door shut behind me. I ran for the shower, it felt like my skin was burning!!! I stepped in letting the cold water wash over me.
Chunks of my hair started falling out and clogging the drain. I couldn't pull the hair out to stop the shower from filling. I grabbed at the glass door and couldn't slide it open. I was trapped. I stood there as the water filled the shower, pounding on the door for help. No one was home, who did I think I was going to hear me.
Everything went black, I could feel my chest constricting. My head became heavy. There was no flashes of childhood memories, no warmth of a loved ones touch, no last kiss, no light. Just an empty sense of dark.
Suddenly, the glass gave and I fell out on to the bathroom floor gasping for air.
So there. I wasn't around yesterday because I died.
And I am full of shit
And I had wanted to do something way differnet with this...but I got bored.
My alarm went off right on schedule at 6 a.m. I climed out of bed and started on my daily routine. First up, feeding my Llama. That's right I said, llama. Her name is Lola. She's pretty. Well, she lives on a diet of eggplant and okra. You boil them in a vat of grease for 40 mins before serving it up.
So there I was, outside spoon-feeding Lola her mulch, and I see a funny fog drifting across the yard. I couldn't help but stare. It was so pretty, all glimmery and purple. And stinky!!! It smelled like cinnamon...and feet. It was not good.
Lola started freaking out as the fog encased us, my eyes got all blurry and my head began to pound. I ran for the door, feeling more like vomitting with every step. I slammed the door shut behind me. I ran for the shower, it felt like my skin was burning!!! I stepped in letting the cold water wash over me.
Chunks of my hair started falling out and clogging the drain. I couldn't pull the hair out to stop the shower from filling. I grabbed at the glass door and couldn't slide it open. I was trapped. I stood there as the water filled the shower, pounding on the door for help. No one was home, who did I think I was going to hear me.
Everything went black, I could feel my chest constricting. My head became heavy. There was no flashes of childhood memories, no warmth of a loved ones touch, no last kiss, no light. Just an empty sense of dark.
Suddenly, the glass gave and I fell out on to the bathroom floor gasping for air.
So there. I wasn't around yesterday because I died.
And I am full of shit
And I had wanted to do something way differnet with this...but I got bored.
My Apologies...
Due to circumstances beyond my control, or completely in my control depending on how you look at it, I was not in a blogging place yesterday.
I will also not be blogging about yesterday's events.
But I will be right back tomorrow!
I will also not be blogging about yesterday's events.
But I will be right back tomorrow!
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