So today, I am hosting my very own Thanksgiving for my friends. And because it will be filled with mishaps and shenanigans, I shall post live updates for the most of the day.
7.58 am: Off to Wal-mart. In my slightly altered state last night (drunk), I forgot to go back to Wal-mart and get things like the turkey roasting bags, and milk.
9.29 am: I just realized that while I knew I wouldn't have enough plates, it never dawned on me that I didn't have enough utensils. Off to Wal-mart.
9.32 am: "Why won't you poop?" Davey just asked the dogg. (And yes it's, Dogg, the dogg is gangsta)
9.36 am: "It's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. That's why she doesn't like it." Davey's insight on why Junior's roommate doesn't like sex.
9.51 am: "Why can't Sean Connery host the parade just one time?" - Junior
11.52 am: "Mom's stuffing looks like shit." Text from little brother. (Her stuffing is the most vile creation on the planet. Nothing good about it on earth. Possibly the one side dish to ruin the holiday world wide.
12.20 pm: "Girls like my dough nuts." Pook, my roommate.
12.10 pm: (I forgot...my bad) Jennigirl, one of my waitresses just burst into my apartment, "Juice, I need a beer." She's making beer bread for tonight's feast.
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I'm reminded of the making of the autumn salad. All set to make it yesterday and remembered, "shit..no cool whip". Joe, that sweety, brought some home so that I could make it before bed. 1:00...."yay, cool whip." Now time to make my dish..."fuck, no pineapple!" I made my dish this morning instead.
We had a GREAT time. The food and company were both awesome. Next year I'm wearing my slippers.
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