You know that you live a small town life when there are festivals devoted to alcohol. My mom just won tickets to The Beer Festival in the next town over.
I just inherited them.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Happy Birthday...
Birthday wishes to Blogger Buddy Mark today!!!!
So head on over there and bury him in birthday wishes!
So head on over there and bury him in birthday wishes!
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Lonely...
Cue that retarded ass Akon song
Both KiKi and MrsGiggles are MIA today.
What's a blogger to do at work all day?
Both KiKi and MrsGiggles are MIA today.
What's a blogger to do at work all day?
Tales From The Vault...
Kinda like Tales from the crypt. Did you ever watch that show? As a kid, it creeped me out. Not so much anymore.
Ok, so today was much easier. I have this vault thing down. Today I shaved 15 mins off yesterdays time. YAY me!!!
When someone complimented me, The Grinch sneered "Well, it's not that hard." To which Chicken in a Biscuit replied. "Well, it takes you 2 hours."
Teehee....I don't think she knows how nasty it sounded on her part. BUT yay! The Grinch totally had it coming.
Ok, so today was much easier. I have this vault thing down. Today I shaved 15 mins off yesterdays time. YAY me!!!
When someone complimented me, The Grinch sneered "Well, it's not that hard." To which Chicken in a Biscuit replied. "Well, it takes you 2 hours."
Teehee....I don't think she knows how nasty it sounded on her part. BUT yay! The Grinch totally had it coming.
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Monday, June 06, 2005
Adventures In Moving...
I keep losing posts and I find it very annoying.
Sunday night we had our very frist surprise company. Sally, Todd, and Brett came over. It was cool, they showed up with beer. I think I might even have a few cans left.
The quote of the night came from Brett: "I am comfortable with my sexuality, but that man has some big balls." Taken out of context it seems almost dirty. If you want to know the story...well...ask Brett. It's his story about another man's balls.
By the end of the night, Brett and I made a little barter transaction. He took my super cool copy of X-men on DVD and I in turn get his computer. It's cool, so much of our stuff has been donated. Our couch, entertainment center, both chairs, soon to be computer, and thanks to MrsGiggles' mom, a working digital camera. I am really blessed.
So who wants to donate some frozen chicken breasts?
Sunday night we had our very frist surprise company. Sally, Todd, and Brett came over. It was cool, they showed up with beer. I think I might even have a few cans left.
The quote of the night came from Brett: "I am comfortable with my sexuality, but that man has some big balls." Taken out of context it seems almost dirty. If you want to know the story...well...ask Brett. It's his story about another man's balls.
By the end of the night, Brett and I made a little barter transaction. He took my super cool copy of X-men on DVD and I in turn get his computer. It's cool, so much of our stuff has been donated. Our couch, entertainment center, both chairs, soon to be computer, and thanks to MrsGiggles' mom, a working digital camera. I am really blessed.
So who wants to donate some frozen chicken breasts?
Pimpin' Ain't Easy...
I felt very pimp with all the vault keys hanging off my wrists today.
That feeling faded pretty fast. I busted my butt today. In fact, I think today might be the first day in 6 months that I actually earned a day's wage. Today was my 1st day as vault teller. I was running around like crazy all day and I was so happy to get out of there, but my day just flew by. I didn't have have a chance to blog (I am at my parent's right now, eating their food and stealing their internet)!!!
The Grinch is wicked pissed. She didn't speak to either Kiki or myself all day. And I think we like it that way. Well, she went out of her way to be a thorn in my side today. All the things that every tellers you don't do. She did.
I hope she is starting to feel the pressure of everything. She's a decent enough person, but she has to get the hint that we all want her gone.
It's a shame.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
That feeling faded pretty fast. I busted my butt today. In fact, I think today might be the first day in 6 months that I actually earned a day's wage. Today was my 1st day as vault teller. I was running around like crazy all day and I was so happy to get out of there, but my day just flew by. I didn't have have a chance to blog (I am at my parent's right now, eating their food and stealing their internet)!!!
The Grinch is wicked pissed. She didn't speak to either Kiki or myself all day. And I think we like it that way. Well, she went out of her way to be a thorn in my side today. All the things that every tellers you don't do. She did.
I hope she is starting to feel the pressure of everything. She's a decent enough person, but she has to get the hint that we all want her gone.
It's a shame.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Movies Mumblings...
Just saw In Good Company. I liked it alot. I LOOOOOOVE Topher Grace. I think I am going to have his babies.
Next on the list is Minority Report.
Next on the list is Minority Report.
Saturday, June 04, 2005
Murphy's Law...
...States that if you are planning on moving a sofa in an uncovered pickup truck, it will start to rain 5 minutes before you plan to do so.
This is really an Adventures In Moving post, but I just liked the other title today.
Well, today the redneck brother offered the assistance of his pick-up. So here I am thinking, rock on! And he offered to assemble everything that needed assembly. So loaded up a ton of stuff from my Mom's and we were off. He is starting to assemble the over the toilet storage rack and sees that directions are for something completely different. If it were me, I would have just cried then. He instead pushed ahead....and didn't get it assembled. LOL he had way too many parts and it wobbled a great deal. Then I cried. So we decieded that it would have to be returned to get on with correct directions. He then though...I will hook up the DVD player and such. Well, can you guess what happened? That's right, I needed _________ adapter. Don't ask me what it was, but it had to be gotten at Radio Shack. And you would imagine that with working there last summer, I would be able to hook up my own DVD player, and the correct response to that is ....UH....NO. So he was off to RS and I was off to Wal-mart.
We then headed out to get the couch, because it was hardly raining anymore. And that actually went smoothly shockingly.
But I didn't get nearly as much done as I had intended. So I am a little bummed. But it's almost looking like a house now.
This is really an Adventures In Moving post, but I just liked the other title today.
Well, today the redneck brother offered the assistance of his pick-up. So here I am thinking, rock on! And he offered to assemble everything that needed assembly. So loaded up a ton of stuff from my Mom's and we were off. He is starting to assemble the over the toilet storage rack and sees that directions are for something completely different. If it were me, I would have just cried then. He instead pushed ahead....and didn't get it assembled. LOL he had way too many parts and it wobbled a great deal. Then I cried. So we decieded that it would have to be returned to get on with correct directions. He then though...I will hook up the DVD player and such. Well, can you guess what happened? That's right, I needed _________ adapter. Don't ask me what it was, but it had to be gotten at Radio Shack. And you would imagine that with working there last summer, I would be able to hook up my own DVD player, and the correct response to that is ....UH....NO. So he was off to RS and I was off to Wal-mart.
We then headed out to get the couch, because it was hardly raining anymore. And that actually went smoothly shockingly.
But I didn't get nearly as much done as I had intended. So I am a little bummed. But it's almost looking like a house now.
Friday, June 03, 2005
The Grinch Get A Mullet...
That's right.....the grinch got a mullet.
Next on Maury...Mullets and the woman who love them.
Next on Maury...Mullets and the woman who love them.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Adventures In Moving...
Ever notice how the fastest hour of the day, is your lunch hour? Well today was no exception. I dropped off some boxes at the new house, and before I knew it. It was time to go back to work. I had enough time to snarf (isn't that a fun word?) a Hot Pcoket (yum) and dash to the car.
I am going back after work tonight to take the bunch of boxes out of my car. I will be happy when it's over.
I am going back after work tonight to take the bunch of boxes out of my car. I will be happy when it's over.
Pick-Up Line Of The Week...
This week's cheesy goodness comes from my own life.
So I was at the gas station washing up Dessa, because a clear car is a happy car and I am approached with the following line, "There's something sexy about a woman who knows her way around a big hose."
My jaw hit the ground. I promptly got in my car and drove away, I was too creeped to even finish washing my car. It's really spotty due to the fact that it never got rinsed off.
So I was at the gas station washing up Dessa, because a clear car is a happy car and I am approached with the following line, "There's something sexy about a woman who knows her way around a big hose."
My jaw hit the ground. I promptly got in my car and drove away, I was too creeped to even finish washing my car. It's really spotty due to the fact that it never got rinsed off.
The Grinch Rides Again...
Kiki, Saltine and I have been having increasing problems at work with The Grinch. She is and has been out of control for some time. We have talked to the supervisor lady and made our point clear, however nothing really seems to help.
Well, it all came to a head Tuesday when I went to take a drive up tube and The Grinch looked at me and said "I'll do it, because I would hate to bother you." WTF?!?! I think my head exploded a little.
Well, I marched my little narc ass to the supervisor and I was promptly moved to a different window. The Grinch got her mid-year review minutes later and it was not pretty. Teehee.
Well, it all came to a head Tuesday when I went to take a drive up tube and The Grinch looked at me and said "I'll do it, because I would hate to bother you." WTF?!?! I think my head exploded a little.
Well, I marched my little narc ass to the supervisor and I was promptly moved to a different window. The Grinch got her mid-year review minutes later and it was not pretty. Teehee.
Just Another Maniac Monday....
Alright, now we are at Memorial Day Monday and the redneck BBQ. Don't get me wrong. I had fun. The parental units, MM, PS, LE (see digi for explaination) and cutie girls, the redneck brother, and his crew. We are getting a few last minute things at the store and I notice that my mother has spent $65 on beer and chips. I think it's a little much. Well, we ended up with 12 bottles of bud select, 6 bottles of Lienney's Berry, 12 bottle of twisted smirnoff and a bottle of pre mixed jose' stuff. Well, the redneck brother brings a rather scruffy crew with him, and it frightened poor MM at first. She came running into the housae and said "Who are these guys and why are they staring at me?" To which I replied, "Well, you doned are the purdiest little philly they ever seen round these parts." She was not amused.
As the afternoon went on, we heard stories of exploding couches, fireworks gone wrong, caones crossing frozen lakes, and other things. Mind you, you have to picture this crew. They are business in the front, party in the back kind of people. Mullet science at it's best.
I was annoyed that -6 bottles of alcohol laster, they promptly left. They were there only for the beer.
But I had fun none the less.
As the afternoon went on, we heard stories of exploding couches, fireworks gone wrong, caones crossing frozen lakes, and other things. Mind you, you have to picture this crew. They are business in the front, party in the back kind of people. Mullet science at it's best.
I was annoyed that -6 bottles of alcohol laster, they promptly left. They were there only for the beer.
But I had fun none the less.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
I Got It Stuck Where...
So, tonight I got the keys to the new place. They will be changing soon, but he got us the keys so we could at least start moving in.
Tonight, I had my first experience with Contact paper. And it didn't go well. It's very sticky, you know. I think half the roll is crumpled up in the trash because it kept sticking to all the wrong places.
Tonight, I had my first experience with Contact paper. And it didn't go well. It's very sticky, you know. I think half the roll is crumpled up in the trash because it kept sticking to all the wrong places.
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