Hey! You're A Crazy Bitch...

So I get home this morning, shortly after 10 and the crazy neighbor sees me walking in the house. She runs out the door and starts talking to me.

With complete disreguard for anything she has to say, I walk into my apartment while she is still talking to me, and slam the door behind me. Sure enough, 10 seconds later...knock knock knock.

"What?"

"Feel free to say no to this. But last night I had to call an ambulance again."

"And this is relevant to me, how?"

"Well, I have this rash."

"And?"

"Well, it's only on my back and I need this prescription. And I need $6."

"No."

I shut door.

I am not going to miss this woman one bit at all.