No Matter What She Tells You...

She's not dying.

My mother was diagnosed with Chronic Obstructive pulmonary Disorder. Or in normal terms Chronic Bronchitis. She's going on about how she has this terrible disease. And she must use the whole term in stead of saying Chronic Bronchitis, people will tend to throw more sympathy her way if she says Chronic Obstructive pulmonary Disorder. When I mentioned to her that it was ok to just say Bronchitis, she informed me that this might kill her, ya know.

Oh puh-lease.

I Am 1/2 Latino...

Can you tan too much? My legs are taking on a really good color. But I swear, my skin is on fire. I am not burnt. It just feels really irratated. I have gone everyday for the last 6 days, maybe I should take a break today. But it would be nice if my arms got some color.

21 days!

And The Winner Is...

Johnny Depp got robbed.

Yucky...

This dude says it's healthy to eat your nose pickings. GROSS!


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html?menu=

And I am not drinking my pee either...

Just Another Saturday...

So I am working another Saturday. I think I work more weekend days then anyone on the planet. And I have to work with Brandon. He is kind of a twat. And he thinks he's hot shit, so he's a naive twat too.

I have been tanning pretty much everyday now. I am Latino from the waist down. It's kinda funny.

As I am writing this, Alissa and Josh are on their way to Jamaica. I am jealous, but it's a mere 23 days til Florida for me. I can't wait. It's going by so fast.

If Joe is in the mood, we might go out tonight. Maybe this time I will actually be able to drink....but then again probably not.

Oscars tomorrow night. Still not sure about my picks....Won't matter because I never win anyway.

It's Times Like Now I Hate Living At Home...

So my mother has kidknapped me and is forcing me to go to the casino. This is actually one of things I am doing just because it makes my life easier.

I hate that.

How Do I Manage to Do That...

I just walked into the store today and spent another $70. Somewhat in the name of vacation. Travel toothbrushes, deodorant, etc. DAMN!! That crap is expensive.

And For My Next Executive Decision...

I will end all post titles with ...

I am pondering my last minute Oscar picks. Every year Joe and I have a contest to see who can predict the most winners. I NEVER WIN!!!! But I do close the gap a little more every year. I can't decide which movie is going to do better this year; Million Dollar Baby or The Aviator.

At one-time I had a website devoted to movie reviews. I called myself "Movie Bug". For 6 glorious week, I fancied myself a person whose opinions people cared to hear. That's until I tried to get my puny little reviews in the paper. So I posted a website, hoping to boost interest. I lost the website, so I am googling it....I can't find it. How Sad. :-(

And like any child with ADD, I have switched channels and I am browsing the Ikea website (I love that place). And there is a "How to shop on-line" section. Do I look like an amateur? Hello?!?! If I found the website, I think I can manage clicking add to cart. And shopping on-line is way easier then shopping in a real store. There really should be a "How to find help in Wal-Mart when you really need it." That's what they need to teach people. Not how to point and click. Geesh. And if you have never been to Ikea, make the pilgrimage...It's so worth the journey.

TV Alert: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Grammys...Tonight on Conan.

Maybe I will end every post...

Maybe Not.

Lunch Time Excuse #3

I fell down the stairs and broke my ass.

It really hurts too! Just call me Grace.

I am not the one you should fear...

Allow me to go political on yo ass for a minute...

A Virginia man, Ahmed Omar Abu Ali, is being charged with plotting to assassinate Prez. Bush. I guess while, I do acknowledge this as a big no-no; I also view this a measure towards world peace. If it were any other terrorist being plotted against, the world would shake his hand.

This really bugs me...

So you know what's annoying. You pay to have certain features on your cell phone. Cellular One like to play with my texting plan. It never seems to send my replies to certain numbers.

Did You Know....

THAT I LIVE ON THE SUN?!?!

I spent the evening at K & E's house and I froze to death there. Upon returning home, I came into the knowledge that it's not possible to warm at anyone else's home, when mine is kept a swelting 90 degrees!

Wanna know something that bugs me? I mentioned to my co-workers that I want the copy paper box because it has a lid and is great for moving. So Ethel, started handing me all these empty boxes because I mentioned I might be moving. Now my tiny little back seat is filled with boxes. And I can't exactly bring them in the house with out frightening my already jumpy mother. She's terrified of me moving out.

What's a girl to do?

I Don't Understand Some Girls...

Why do they always take back the guys that they broke up with for very good reasons?

Late Returning from Lunch excuse #2: I forgot my tanning bag, and had to go back home. And I wonder why they don't take me more seriously.

It Wasn't All Bad...

I watched Catwoman last night. It was not the worst movie I had ever seen, which surprised me. All I really took away from it thou, was that I will never look that good in leather.

I heard the song "How Do You Get That Lonely?" yesterday for the first time. What a sad, sad song.

My digital camera is on the fritz again. I think it's my memory card. This sucks, I am going to have to make my card to Joe today and see if he can just format the card...I am really getting annoyed with my camera. I can honestly say that I regret purchasing this camera.

There is much on my mind tonight.

Will punishment deserved be punishment received? Are crime and punishment a phrase that really go together anymore? Or are they two separate entities that at one time meant something? In my experience, the punishment is never equal to the crime.

Will that email I have so dearly been wanting to see ever appear? What do guys really want for birthday presents?

Does everyone spend this much money getting ready for a vacation? Am I the only person in my small town afraid of the dark outside? I hate walking from my car to the house in the dark. The unknown frightens me. And I am sure I heard the flapping of wings. But I imagine, demons and arch angels aren't hanging around in my back yard. Unless I am the last scion. But since I am not Catholic for starters, it's not likely.

Moving on from my plattering...Constantine ... GOOD! I had little faith in Keanu's ability to do anything after the Matrix trilogy...But good. First movie I have seen this year, that I would go see twice. And I was taken aback by the appearance of the ever charming Gavin Rossdale. yummmmy. Saw previews for "Mr and Mrs Smith", "Batman Begins", and "Sin City". I will probably be seeing all of them as they look completely cool.

Well tomorrow is a day that I imagine, I will sit on the couch in my pajamas all day until my mother comes home. At which time, my peace and quiet will be shattered by the constant need for assistance.

Well, This Has Never Happened Before....

Today I was unable to shop myself into a better mood. *Gasp* If you listen quietly, you can hear Mastercard laughing at my empty spending. I went out today to find a pink tshirt, and a pair of black capris. I came home with a pink tshirt, a blue tshirt, a pair of black capris (which are not at all what I wanted) and a new pair of shoes. WHAT WENT WRONG?!?!?! (thats in addition to all the money spent online the last few weeks). And then I got home and the swimsuit I have been so excited to get, of course, didn't fit. So now here we are down to the wire, and I might not have a swimsuit. I ordered it out of a catalog and the exchange might not make it back here in time. But who really wants to swim in the ocean anyways right? And because the capri's aren't exactly what I want, I am going to go to Shopko and look for something else I don't need. I have plenty of clothes, but what is it about vacations that make you want to buy everything new? And why must I give in? But oooo....new sandals....

I went tanning today for session #5. I asked the girl about the lotion I was using. Turns out it was kind of working against me. Today is the first day I feel tan. All of this in the name of vacation.

So I have this dog. Buttons is a 15 y/o toy poodle. She's a sweet thing that I swear, if you look deep in her eyes, behind the cataract, you just might see the fires of hell burning deep. That's right, my dog is Satan's minion. Did you ever see Dogma? Well, Buttons might just be Loki and Bartelby's sidekick. If you heard this noise that comes out of her late in the night, you wouldn't doubt me.

Tomorrow I am going to see Constantine with some people. Keanu *shudders with lust*

I am such a copycat

Ok, So my older brother got one....so I can't be left out and I have to have one too. The difference is....you will learn something from his. You might not understand it...but you will learn something. Mine, well, you just might learn where exactly the the public school system went wrong.

You can check him out at http://anncoultertossedmysalad.blogspot.com/

So, anyone who knows me, knows that is a statistical impossibility for me to return from lunch on time. I have a new excuse everyday too. It might not be a good excuse...but it's an excuse none the less. Today, it's your fault. I had to start this blog, so I was late. That and the fact that when it's time to go, Joe (oldest brother) starts a deeply profound conversation (often one-sided) about the lineage of the British Royal family or the misappropriations of government issued bubble gum. While I am more likely to mention the breakup of Brad and Jen (I am still in shock), Mr Britney Spears (a crucial part in her white trashifaction process) or Priness Camilla (I cringe). Although!!! I did learn the Charles and Camilla are distant cousins. Now altogether....EWWWIE

31 days before my very first vacation sans parents. I am flying cross-country to Florida to visit my friend Lani. WAHOO!!!