Monday, September 03, 2007

It's Finally Happened...

I've turned into one of them.

The boys that is.

I was standing a the fridge just now, making my dinner in the soft glow of that 60 Watt bulb, and I dropped the slice of bread that was to be the perfect mate to my hot dog. I stood there for a full 20 seconds or so, staring at it. I grabbed the ketchup, squirted some on it...and then I picked it up off the floor and complete it's destiny date with my hot dog.

It was only later, that I realized that, I am disgusting.

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