Now Accepting Applications...

For poor saps willing to proof read the very dry material that is my research paper on the topic of Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Any takers?

You Can Get Anything At Wal-Mart...

Geology Rocks

I'm A Bad Person...

I called into Wal-Mart today. I'm not sick.

Last night, I began to ponder all of the end of the semester stuff I had to complete and looked at the amount of time I didn't have to do it in. As much as it sucks for the front end supervisors, I made the call to stay home today. This is more important to me.

I'm going to hell. I don't think I feel bad about skipping out on them. Would you? What would you do in this situation?

**Obviously, I do feel a little bad about this...or I wouldn't have posed the question to you**

A Big Star...

LOL, right.

I won second place in the bowling alley karaoke contest last night. I am just a few weeks away from being...oh wait. Still no one. LOL, it was fun. I had no idea I had to do it again though. But apparently I have to sing in the finals.

Strange Happenings...

A city alderman is drunk on my couch.

No Longer A Zombie Girl...

I am alive and well after the bird flu completely beat my face in yesterday.

17 hours of sleep later, I feel....ok!

Ugh...

I do not feel good.

Stand Still, Look Pretty...

Bought The Wreckers, "Stand Still, Look Pretty". I relate to the title track so I thought I'd post it for you. Overall, good album Can't wait to see them live this summer.

I wanna paint my face
and pretend that I am someone else 
Sometimes I get so fed up,
I don't even wanna look at myself 
But people have problems that are worse than mine 
I don't want you to think
I'm complaining all the time 
And I hate the way you look at me I have to say 
I wish I could start over 

I am slowly falling apart 
I wish you'd take a walk
in my shoes for a start 
And you might think it's easy being me 
You just stand still look pretty
 
Sometimes I find myself shaking
in the middle of the night 
And then it hits me and
I can't even believe this is my life 
But people have problems that are worse than mine 
I don't want you to think
I'm complaining all the time 
And I wish that everyone
would go and shut their mouth 
I'm not strong enough to deal with it.

Adventures In Bartending...

So last night was my first real night behind the bar. I am not going to lie to you. I was terrified. This bar has live music on the weekends and is a very busy bar on a band night. Who starts on the busiest night of the week?!

It turned out to be really dead, which was a blessing in disguise. I had a chance to get a feel for things before it got assloads busy. I ended up being done by 11.30 under the understanding that I would come help Leno close. Leno is the only other bartender, outside the owner.

The owner, Johnny, kind of anal about his bar. He was the reason I was so concerned about working. Well, I had nothing to worry about. I jumped back behind the bar again at bar close. Johnny had been there all night and was watching me pretty close. As the night went on, he started to get a little drunk. Meaning, alot drunk. Well, Leno and I started dancing around and making asses of ourselves behind the bar, assing around to the jukebox, dancing and just being silly.

Turns out, Johnny loved it. I heard him talking to these women about how he loved how I got Leno to open up a little bit.

End result, I worked about 4 hours and made about $20 in tips. That part sucked. However, the time behind the bar and the fun I had, was so worth it. I had a lot of fun.

Bu I am exhausted today.

**I promised someone that I met at the bar that I would title this post "I Met A Man With Four Nipples Last Night", but I really want to keep my Adventures as a running post title.**

Out You Demons Of Insanity...

I was thinking about stuff today when I should have been working.

I think the reason I have taken this 3rd job is that I will be so busy this summer, I simply will not have time for the drama the seemed to be the dark cloud hanging over me last summer. I will in fact, not even know it's summertime.

A started the 3rd job last night. I am feeling a little nervous about it. But, I figure if I am in the bar, I might as well be making money instead of spending it.

And I'll figure out how to get good at pour a tapper in time.

Silly Little Princess...

Yes, that's right. I'm a princess. And a silly one at that.

I start my 3rd job tonight. Despite the fact that my mother doesn't think I can tend bar, I am going to try it anyway.

Musical Marriage...

Has anyone else noticed that Timbaland, Nelly Furtado, and Justin Timberlake are in the oddest marriage ever?! The three of them are like standards on each others track right now.

I just find it odd. Wise. But odd nonetheless.

Now, If Those 44,000 People Would Just Bugger Off...

My love for the Cubs has been brought back to life since I started hanging out with Melly and Bartender. This year I ever get to join them on their annual trip to Wriggley. I am pumped as hell.

Well, this has prompted us to get on the waiting list for season tickets. I am number 44,275. I cannot describe the awesomeness that moment was.

Pondering...

I am debating factoring in the cost of the London trip my school sponsors every year into my student loan for next year. I sort of want to go. That whole once in a lifetime thing.

Whatcha think?

My Kind Of Holiday...

Happy undead deity day.

She May Have Been On To Something...

My mom always said that the worst kind of deviant was a liar.

"You can protect yourself from a thief but you are defenseless against a liar."

I caught Bartender in a lie last night. It hurt pretty bad. He stepped up to the plate instantly and came over and explained himself. I do understand, but it is what it is. He lied to me. I don't love him any less, but trust is a funny thing. Once you break it...well you know.

...

I had a really nice time with my company this week. I can't believe the week went by so fast.

"I Still Don't HAve A Reason"...

My life has meaning again.

There is a new Maroon 5 single.