For a girl who hates Christmas, I just charged $150.01 at Kohl's.
It's ok to be paying for Christmas all year, right?
Showing posts with label Holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Holidays. Show all posts
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Thursday, November 22, 2007
The First Thanksgiving...
So today, I am hosting my very own Thanksgiving for my friends. And because it will be filled with mishaps and shenanigans, I shall post live updates for the most of the day.
7.58 am: Off to Wal-mart. In my slightly altered state last night (drunk), I forgot to go back to Wal-mart and get things like the turkey roasting bags, and milk.
9.29 am: I just realized that while I knew I wouldn't have enough plates, it never dawned on me that I didn't have enough utensils. Off to Wal-mart.
9.32 am: "Why won't you poop?" Davey just asked the dogg. (And yes it's, Dogg, the dogg is gangsta)
9.36 am: "It's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. That's why she doesn't like it." Davey's insight on why Junior's roommate doesn't like sex.
9.51 am: "Why can't Sean Connery host the parade just one time?" - Junior
11.52 am: "Mom's stuffing looks like shit." Text from little brother. (Her stuffing is the most vile creation on the planet. Nothing good about it on earth. Possibly the one side dish to ruin the holiday world wide.
12.20 pm: "Girls like my dough nuts." Pook, my roommate.
12.10 pm: (I forgot...my bad) Jennigirl, one of my waitresses just burst into my apartment, "Juice, I need a beer." She's making beer bread for tonight's feast.
7.58 am: Off to Wal-mart. In my slightly altered state last night (drunk), I forgot to go back to Wal-mart and get things like the turkey roasting bags, and milk.
9.29 am: I just realized that while I knew I wouldn't have enough plates, it never dawned on me that I didn't have enough utensils. Off to Wal-mart.
9.32 am: "Why won't you poop?" Davey just asked the dogg. (And yes it's, Dogg, the dogg is gangsta)
9.36 am: "It's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. That's why she doesn't like it." Davey's insight on why Junior's roommate doesn't like sex.
9.51 am: "Why can't Sean Connery host the parade just one time?" - Junior
11.52 am: "Mom's stuffing looks like shit." Text from little brother. (Her stuffing is the most vile creation on the planet. Nothing good about it on earth. Possibly the one side dish to ruin the holiday world wide.
12.20 pm: "Girls like my dough nuts." Pook, my roommate.
12.10 pm: (I forgot...my bad) Jennigirl, one of my waitresses just burst into my apartment, "Juice, I need a beer." She's making beer bread for tonight's feast.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
I Once Saw A Movie With Betty Grable...
Thanksgiving is shaping up nicely. I am having 15 (ish) people in my house for Thursday. I am kind of freaking out about it, but only because I don't want to mess it up.
To be honest, I am so excited to be making my own holiday. I hope I can make this work. I'd love for this to be a tradition.
To be honest, I am so excited to be making my own holiday. I hope I can make this work. I'd love for this to be a tradition.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
That's Hot...
My friend Tom tom decided to spend the haunting holiday in Vegas this year.
Last night, he called from Paris Hilton's Halloween party. I could tell I have been hanging around with the boys to long when all I had to say is...
"If you don't hit that from behind, you should probably not come home."
LOL, quick. I need a manicure and a Reese Witherspoon movie.
**Baby update** Bartender's mom went in this morning...still no baby.
Last night, he called from Paris Hilton's Halloween party. I could tell I have been hanging around with the boys to long when all I had to say is...
"If you don't hit that from behind, you should probably not come home."
LOL, quick. I need a manicure and a Reese Witherspoon movie.
**Baby update** Bartender's mom went in this morning...still no baby.
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