Showing posts with label Geekery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Geekery. Show all posts
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Friday, June 08, 2007
The Best Way To Start A Sentence...
So, I was surfing Barry Manilow's Myspace page, and OMG! Lots of freakshow to be found on there.
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Friday, January 27, 2006
Where Have I Been...
I just heard today that Barbie and Ken broke up! No, not some B rate celebrity. Barbie. You know, the doll. After 40+ years, just up and left Ken. This spawned an entire day of thinking. Well, this and Courtney Love.
But anyway, what is that bitch's problem? I mean, this dude stood by her for 40 years and suddenly now, he's not good enough? He was there when she wanted to pursue her path to career enlightenment. And let's be serious, this bitch changes jobs more then a welfare momma.
For example:
And then it hit me.
ALL KEN DID WAS STAND BY HER SIDE WITH HIS TRUSTY SURFBOARD.
40 years. 40 years of his free loading ass standing around with that goddamn surfboard. I mean, ya, surfers can be hot. But for fuck's sake...Get a job. I guess it would be different, if you know, he was helping out around the house. But you know his type. His ass be at the beach every damn day with that stupid surfboard. Playing on the beach, macking on the sluts who also have no jobs. While Babs be busting ass working 9-5 to support his damn ass. And do you think his ass could be bothered to figure out where her shoe is. Girl done got a closet full of missing shoes. She got pumps in every color, but she only got one. Girl always seems to loose one of her shoes. So, you know, his ass could be helping a girl out there....But noooooo....He be at the beach. Making eyes with the high school girls who think he's all that because he's Ken and he's got his own car. Well, I bet he don't tell them that he didn't make a single payment on that little convertible. And I can just imagine he's talking about his house in Malibu...Again....Not his. Oh no. He be thinking he's the shit. When in fact it's Barb's hard working life that lets him keep waxing that damn surf board. I bet he doesn't even know how to surf. Just sits on the shore waxing the damn thing. His ass would be living in a box on the beach that he loves so much, if it weren't for Barbie.
So I guess I can understand why she left him. I probably wouldn't have waited 40 years to do it though.
And this is what I spent my morning thinking about. Before Courtney Love's face sprawled across my checkbook got me going.
But anyway, what is that bitch's problem? I mean, this dude stood by her for 40 years and suddenly now, he's not good enough? He was there when she wanted to pursue her path to career enlightenment. And let's be serious, this bitch changes jobs more then a welfare momma.
For example:
- Stewardess
- Pilot
- Fast Food
- Doctor
- Actress
- Race Car Driver
- Pop star
- Princess
- Teacher
- Super Hero
- Marine
- Ballerina
And then it hit me.
ALL KEN DID WAS STAND BY HER SIDE WITH HIS TRUSTY SURFBOARD.
40 years. 40 years of his free loading ass standing around with that goddamn surfboard. I mean, ya, surfers can be hot. But for fuck's sake...Get a job. I guess it would be different, if you know, he was helping out around the house. But you know his type. His ass be at the beach every damn day with that stupid surfboard. Playing on the beach, macking on the sluts who also have no jobs. While Babs be busting ass working 9-5 to support his damn ass. And do you think his ass could be bothered to figure out where her shoe is. Girl done got a closet full of missing shoes. She got pumps in every color, but she only got one. Girl always seems to loose one of her shoes. So, you know, his ass could be helping a girl out there....But noooooo....He be at the beach. Making eyes with the high school girls who think he's all that because he's Ken and he's got his own car. Well, I bet he don't tell them that he didn't make a single payment on that little convertible. And I can just imagine he's talking about his house in Malibu...Again....Not his. Oh no. He be thinking he's the shit. When in fact it's Barb's hard working life that lets him keep waxing that damn surf board. I bet he doesn't even know how to surf. Just sits on the shore waxing the damn thing. His ass would be living in a box on the beach that he loves so much, if it weren't for Barbie.
So I guess I can understand why she left him. I probably wouldn't have waited 40 years to do it though.
And this is what I spent my morning thinking about. Before Courtney Love's face sprawled across my checkbook got me going.
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