Like It's 1999...

There's a party in the works.

I am working on planning a porn party.

Yes, that's right. A porn party.

The idea is...everyone shows up in their pajamas (or they aren't let in) and any and all TV in the house must have porn playing on it. It's basically a party with porn in the background.

I am thinking muting the TV and having music...because I don't know how long I could listen to porn without freaking out.

But that's what is on the agenda for after my vacation...