I think Joe just called me a dyke.
Please don't view this as homophobia, because...well, hello...do you know my life? Anyway, it has been awhile since I did the dating thing...like a year, and those aren't even dates really...so I guess I get it.
Make me think.
I didn't call you a dyke. I said you like dykes. Totally different.
ReplyDeleteAnd I was just teasing you anyway.
I worked with a lesbian. She was everything I would have never suspected a lesbian to be. She was girly, fluffy, sassy, bows-and-ribbons-and-frills, slightly idiotic, ditzy and cheap.
ReplyDeleteI have never thought that lesbians could be girly-girls. I guess I was very wrong.
And June, even if you were a lesbian (which I'm damn sure you're not 'cause you like the cock as much as I do) I'd still have gooey love for you.
A) The whole kissing Kiki thing was hot, so I don't care about your sexual tendencies. And...
ReplyDeleteB) Is it humanly possible to like "the cock" as much as Soph?