There's a spring issue of "New York Style" magazine on my coffee table. I stole it from the laundrymat. I stole it for the article that addresses that some woman have purse addictions to replace the lack of anything sexual happening in their lives.
Now, do you understand why I shop?
Dude, you stole a magazine from the laundromat?
ReplyDeleteThat is so classy.
ReplyDeleteSo go to the local watering hole and find yourself a classy guy.
ReplyDeleteJuicy~ I'm getting laid and I'm STILL buying purses. What does that say about me?
ReplyDeleteAnd this might explain why I hardly ever carry a purse. I have one, and I've had it forever.
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