Remember when we called the cops after he stole from us for like the third time? That was Mother's Day two or three years ago. Your mom was all pissed at us for us, not him, ruining Mother's Day.
Is he the baby of the family? If he is, then it usually takes a little longer for moms to come to the realization that their baby is a horrible person.
Rock. Keep me updated.
ReplyDeleteMy dad said that she was in the hospital for deydration today.
ReplyDeleteThat was last week, I guess. Appears fine now.
ReplyDeleteI hope everything's alright.
ReplyDeleteTurns out she just discovered that my little brother is kind of a prick.
ReplyDeleteWow, news flash. Didn't we discover that on Mother's Day a few years back when Joe and I were such horrible people?
ReplyDeleteYou were horrible on a Mother's Day?
ReplyDeleteRemember when we called the cops after he stole from us for like the third time? That was Mother's Day two or three years ago. Your mom was all pissed at us for us, not him, ruining Mother's Day.
ReplyDeleteAh! Well, you can't help when people are stupid!
ReplyDeleteIs he the baby of the family? If he is, then it usually takes a little longer for moms to come to the realization that their baby is a horrible person.
ReplyDeleteOur brother is fundamentally a very good person. He just does a lot of stupid shit.
ReplyDeleteSo, basically, I could be that little brother?
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