So I hope everyone's Thanksgivings came and went without pause and that you still have pumpkin pie induced heartburn. Teehee, nice huh?
I could run down the whole day but instead I will just recap.
* Digit told "The Thanksgiving Story" a record number of 3 times in one day. It's amazing how well received humor at my expense really is.
* The word masturbate was used at the dinner. And later in a sentence by my mother.
* My mother touched my special place at the dinner table.
* Meow Mixx learned that there is a reason all holiday gatherings are served with alcohol.
* Neckred showed us just how redneck he really is by finding his run-in's with the law amusing.
* A 6 y/o and a 4 y/o can eat more turkey then me.
* My mother came into the living room and asked Neckred to help my step-dad get it up.
See, and you thought Thanksgiving was boring.
Any family that talks about masturbation at the Thanksgiving dinner table cannot be all bad. You make me proud to be a professional masturbator. God bless you all!
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