Last night, I mowed my first lawn (this is where I say I will accept ONLY 5 lesbian jokes about lawn mowing, choose wisely). It wasn't bad at all.
My mommy always told me I would cut off a toe. She lied. I still have all 11 toes.
Ok, so I don't have 11, but I am from Wisconsin, so 9 is possible.
what? no one's come up with a joke yet? that's disappointing.
ReplyDeleteI am so let down, but Mark will be back this weekend...I am sure I will get some attention then...
ReplyDeleteSo this is all about getting attention from me huh?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I could find that useful.
Yes, it's all about you.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you finally realize that :)
ReplyDeleteI think I have been in denial.
ReplyDeleteI don't know any lesbian lawnmower jokes. This is the best I've got.
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