Wednesday, August 24, 2005

That Wasn't So Bad...

Last night, I mowed my first lawn (this is where I say I will accept ONLY 5 lesbian jokes about lawn mowing, choose wisely). It wasn't bad at all.

My mommy always told me I would cut off a toe. She lied. I still have all 11 toes.

Ok, so I don't have 11, but I am from Wisconsin, so 9 is possible.
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7 comments:

  1. duffAugust 24, 2005 9:11 PM

    what? no one's come up with a joke yet? that's disappointing.

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  2. Girl Next DoorAugust 25, 2005 6:43 AM

    I am so let down, but Mark will be back this weekend...I am sure I will get some attention then...

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  3. MarkAugust 25, 2005 1:09 PM

    So this is all about getting attention from me huh?

    I'm sure I could find that useful.

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  4. Girl Next DoorAugust 25, 2005 1:47 PM

    Yes, it's all about you.

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  5. MarkAugust 25, 2005 2:43 PM

    I'm glad you finally realize that :)

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  6. Girl Next DoorAugust 25, 2005 3:26 PM

    I think I have been in denial.

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  7. JoeAugust 25, 2005 8:28 PM

    I don't know any lesbian lawnmower jokes. This is the best I've got.

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