It's high time I had my own contest. Ala Digi-style. Present me with you best (worst) pick-up lines. Guest judges will be Kiki and MrsGiggles. We will accept submissions until Thursdaywith the winner announcement being on Monday.The winner gets to write a post (and have it appear) on this page about my 'Mexican Toe Disease'. The rules to the post. It must be in story format. It must be less than 10000 words (Digi). It must include an animal and a taco. Bonus points given for use of refried beans.
I suck...no one wants to play my game...
ReplyDelete"you know what i hate about the alphabet? u and i aren't closer together."
ReplyDeleteYAY!!! See, maybe you can win something other then digi's non prize that you had to split with me!
ReplyDeleteNot that this is great.
ReplyDeletewait- i can post a link and try to solicit more entries.....
ReplyDeletehere's another one:
ReplyDelete"nice shoes. wanna f*ck?"
For the record. I have no such toe disease.
ReplyDeleteWanna Play Army?
ReplyDeleteI'll Lay Down and You Can Blow The Hell Out of Me.
I'm honored to be a guest judge...even tho I just found out by reading...and even tho no one is entering! ;-) Teeheehee
ReplyDelete"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
ReplyDelete"Hey sexy. I like shoelaces, bow-ties, and motorized wheelchairs. Wanna go back to my place and use all three?"
ReplyDelete"Can I show you some of the things I learned at Sea World?"
ReplyDeleteHim: "Hey, Laura!" (Big hug) "I haven't seen you forever!!" (another hug) "Wow, you've really changed!"
ReplyDeleteHer: "I'm not Laura."
Him: "What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!"
"Hey Bitches! Free Cocaine!"
ReplyDelete"Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick."
ReplyDelete"Inheriting two hundred million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."
ReplyDelete"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."
ReplyDelete"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock."
ReplyDelete"I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk."
ReplyDelete"Nice ass. Can I wear is as a hat?"
ReplyDelete"If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?"
ReplyDelete"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"
ReplyDelete"You remind me of that prize-winning fish I caught. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you."
ReplyDeletei totally beat you to this.
ReplyDeletemine are the best.
i f you dont fall imediately in love with me, you'll still want to bear my children.
Duff - You are such a good sport!!!
ReplyDeleteMrsGiggles - Well, who else would help?
Daredevil - Welcome.
Digi - You can't win based on overwhelming the judges.
Merkley??? - Im scared.
Me: Got any Scot in you?
ReplyDeleteYou: No
Me: Want some?
Me: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
ReplyDeleteYou: Unfertilised!
Me: Should I come round and pick you up in the morning, or just give you a nudge?
ReplyDeleteMe: Wanna shag?
ReplyDeleteYou: No
Me: Mind lying down whilst I do?
Blogger ate my comment. And it was good. Crap. But it was long and I'm too lazy to re-do it.
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The anticipationof your lost post is killing me.
ReplyDelete"Nice legs. What time do they open?"
ReplyDeletewait a minute- that explains why i woke up naked this morning.
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