This week's cheesy goodness comes from my own life.
So I was at the gas station washing up Dessa, because a clear car is a happy car and I am approached with the following line, "There's something sexy about a woman who knows her way around a big hose."
My jaw hit the ground. I promptly got in my car and drove away, I was too creeped to even finish washing my car. It's really spotty due to the fact that it never got rinsed off.
I don't think there was any reason to run off. Serial rapists don't use cheesy pickup lines.
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Maybe Annie and I should have a contest as to who can christen the new house first. After all, she's already had her ex-boyfriend there.
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