Increased Enlightenment...

So, I figured it all out. How to make it through the work day that is. I have a couple of options. Help me choose the best course of action.

1. I could steal the fax machine and take it to a field and smash it to bits.
   
2. I could steal all the staplers.
   
3. I could just stop going, and maybe then I can get a little recognition.
   
4. I could just light the buidling on fire
   
5. Or embezzle fractions of pennies at a time.
   
   

Can you guess what movie I watched last night?